Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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1,216 smashes / 7,170 upvotes / smashed from 628 real headlines

11.4 average votes

Most Popular Smashes

2	2 Vote	Guess Who Says She Died and Went to for 6 Fictional Companies
2	2 Vote	Whenever I Go to Jail
2	2 Vote	Transformers: Revenge of the Earliest
2	2 Vote	My Sister Hid the Fact That They Are Not Supposed to Lock Their Car Doors
2	2 Vote	My Friend's Submission to a Seven-Year-Old
2	2 Vote	A Bully Called My Friends and I Feel Much Safer
2	2 Vote	So This Dick Takes the Prize
2	2 Vote	Every Year My Dad Grooms Dogs for a Beautiful Moment
2	2 Vote	If Their Answers Surprise You, You Might Not Have Any Brains at All, This Guy Uses
2	2 Vote	Conan O'Brien Is Unimpressed With the New "Google Eyelids"
2	2 Vote	Penguin Ambassadors Deal With Serious Anger Issues
2	2 Vote	Don't Tell Me How to Make a Warhol Knockoff
2	2 Vote	I Used to Be Amazon With 1 Inch penis
2	2 Vote	If I Were Brave Enough to Leave You Speechless
2	2 Vote	Why I'm Not Talking About Miley's Ass, All I Could Only Use One Notecard
2	2 Vote	You Should Never Get Out OF Control
2	2 Vote	Well, That Sums Up Who Had Sex With Ghosts
2	2 Vote	How to Be Wasted
2	2 Vote	Check Out the Dude in Jail Since August 1
2	2 Vote	How to Leave You Speechless
2	2 Vote	Hey, Let's Watch Some Porn When an Annoying Live Cam Popup Comes Along. Aaaaand She's Painting
2	2 Vote	Best Thing About Living in Your Mattress
2	2 Vote	How I Know My Dog Is Involved in a Sex Scandal (SFW)
2	2 Vote	There Wasn't a Mistake
2	2 Vote	Giant Googley Eyes. The Best Health Care Decisions on Behalf of Morons
2	2 Vote	Who Invented the Light OOOOOHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!
2	2 Vote	Sucks to Be Wasted
2	2 Vote	WTF! We Could Harness the Power of Oxi-Clean
2	2 Vote	My Sister Hid the Fact That She's a Legend
2	2 Vote	94 Year Old Mom's Cunnilingus
2	2 Vote	Moving Back With a Deadly Weapon
2	2 Vote	We Tried to Abort Not Once but Twice
2	2 Vote	Aww, There's a Song
2	2 Vote	At Least Three Years. Oh My God, This Fucking Pencil
2	2 Vote	Made a Poster Saying "U Guys Suck" and Posted It to CNN!
2	2 Vote	A Guy Describe How Terrifying It Is Now, I Found My Twin While Chatting
2	2 Vote	The iPhone 5c Was Meant to Be Wasted
2	2 Vote	Betelgeuse About to Grace Every Dollar Bill
2	2 Vote	Kraft's Zesty Guy Is Always Pulling This Shit
2	2 Vote	3D Realms Out of My Pants

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