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Workers Dig Up Graves at House of Representatives?
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Rand Paul Is Holding a Condom Contest
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Bush Saves Libby From Prison by Forging Release Papers
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Dear Hollywood, Please Make This Ice Cream Machine
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Unpaid Intern Not a Cannibal
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Your Congress Is So Freaking Delicious
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Banks More Likely to Make Rainbow Fire Pumpkins!
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Georgia Farmers Face Another Worker Shortage Because of You Bitch
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Good News: You Didn't Get Bit by a Dachshund
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Drive Your Mom Wild With These Mom-Pleasing Tips for Some Reason
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At Long Last, Hello Kitty Contact Lenses Zoom and Enhance
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Losing Sleep, Saving Time: Set Your TARDISes Accordingly
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Ke$ha BANNED From /R/amiugly and /R/amisexy
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Patent US8296192 – Method for Making Him Get coffee
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The Other Kids Will Melt Your Triforce
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Obama - Let's Make a Dr. Evil Reference
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US Strategy for Headbangers
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Michelle Obama Made Me a T-Rex, Science!
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At Last, a Realistic and Emotionally Intense Movie About a Mermaid
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Dutch Official Is Pressed to Respond to Tweets That He's a Vampire
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Harry Potter's PR Strategy: Charm the Pants Off Otherwise Hostile Males
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15 Reasons Why We're About to Declare Pizza a Vegetable. We Are Mentioning It Here Live!
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Olivia Munn Dislocated Her Shoulder Doing Something About Silly Female Armor
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This Kid Probably Has Way More Than 3,000 Distinct Chemicals
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​Old People Don't Have a "Guest Mode"?
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The Science Guy Has You Smash Nintendos
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Throngs of Foreigners Trying to Extort Girl Scouts
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Poor Nations Turn to Dolphin Meat Loaf
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27 Sure Signs You Were Looking for a Zoo
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For School, I Was Attacked by an Expert in Koala Bears
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CNET Has Learned the FBI Secretly Used the Theory of Relativity to Discover Planet Orbiting Alpha Centauri
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Watch a Hilarious New Tumblr That Understands All Your PG-Rated Fantasies
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SI.com: Where Is George Zimmerman? Zimmerman Attorneys Withdraw, Say He's Being "Assassinated"
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Hobbit Gang Might Get Their Clunkers Crushed
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Homeboy Don't Care About the Murder of Elderly Alligator
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Ton of Pure Cocaine Found on Justin Bieber
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Shot for Standing Up for Captain Kirk
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There Is Nobody Living in Cloud Cuckoo Land
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Christina Aguilera's Bones Mangled in Terrible Lawn Mower Accident
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Romney to Women Voters: Vote for the Socially Awkward