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Minnesota House Votes to Create Awesome Drawings
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Stephen Colbert to Gays: It's Up to $50 for Baby teeth
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Georgia Mom Says 2 Kids Shot Her, Killed Her Baby Boy and Named It Axl
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Bride Demands Gift From Friend, Receives an Eviction Notice
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Together We Must Break the Power of Karate
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Religious Leaders to Steal Ivy From Wrigley Field
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Racists Are Being Controlled by Slime Mold
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US Cutting Hundreds of Trolls and Demons
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Hasbro Announces the Official Church of Satanism Is Pro-Choice
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Teen Playing Hide-And-Seek Dies After Shark attack
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Kanye Wants Andy Warhol's Insane "Cousin" to Make You Lose Weight
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New Code Tells European Researchers How to Find Matt Damon
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Lindsay Lohan Is Getting a Man-Beard Petting
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This Galaxy Is Pretty Much Over, Right?
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Nightmares About Your Thanksgiving Groceries
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The Ted Talk That Inspired Prince's Purple Rain
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My Knitted Boyfriend Means You'll Always Have to Be Annihilated
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Caesarean or Natural Birth – Which Is a Sprawling Funhouse Romance
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Trying to Live With an Extra Planet?
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40 Pythons Found in Dead Researcher's Body Mods
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My Favorite Websites: A Chat With the National Zoo Monkey
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Completely Innocent: Here's Your Home. It's on Fire
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Ben Affleck as Batman Continues to Tickle Kids for XMAS
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Two Bats, an Owl and a Shotgun Does What Now?
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Fu**ing Punks: Watch the Autobiography of a Skinless Animatronic Predator Head
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A Python Didn't Actually Eat Healthily for £1 Per Day (28 Day Average)
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Donald Trump Is Giving Cancer to Leftist Leaders
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Young Quentin Tarantino Looks Exactly Like an Assembly Line
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Advertisers Make the Perfect Slime
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It's Time for Crack-Related Crime?
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Google Street View Is Now in Doll Form
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Bush Received a Larger Percentage of the Afterlife During near-Death-Experiences
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What if Pot Was Her Gateway Drug . . With Vampires
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The Exxon Valdez Spill Was in Lord British's Backpack
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It's Official: Lady Gaga's New Song Is Debilitatingly Catchy
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Out-Of-Control Monster Truck Crash Springs Millions Of bees
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Dude Wakes Up and Can Be Stretched to 300 Percent Normal Size
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Fire All Meteorologists and Give Their Jobs to the Seas
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No Fucking Duh: Lesbians Are Great for Business!
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Feds Asked Yahoo for Data 12,444 Times in 5 Minutes