Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Death Tank Gets Even Deathier With Big Mouths and Irritable Bowels
5	5 Vote	Drunk Dude Outside Wrigley Field Picks Fight With a Raccoon
8	8 Vote	8 Ways to Make Human-Ape Hybrids
7	7 Vote	Chickens May Be Forming in the "Wrong" Direction
144	144 Vote	Wear This Coat Made of Sexy Garbage
7	7 Vote	Get Free Paint at Your Parents Place
70	70 Vote	Watch the Daleks Prepare to Lose Unemployment Benefits
17	17 Vote	Cute Girl Delivering "Super Burps" Scares the National Rifle Association
7	7 Vote	"Exploding Actresses" Does Exactly What God Meant in Isaiah 40. Watch This and Remember, God Is in Christ
22	22 Vote	The Parent's Guide to Bomb Disposal
8	8 Vote	This Guy Making an RPG Where You're a Random NPC
6	6 Vote	Kardashian Kristmas Kard Features Dead Cat in Box of Chocolates for Tom Hanks
406	406 Vote	Some Good News: God Has Been Cancelled 2	2
7	7 Vote	Man Forgets Severed Penis on Bread, Posts Pic on Instagram in 2013
102	102 Vote	Watch a Brave Little Girl Take on Dwarf Fortress
7	7 Vote	The Soviet Union's Constitution Was Much Better Than Most Live-Action Blockbusters
78	78 Vote	Car Theft Is Only Okay When It's Done by Caveladies, Not Cavemen
228	228 Vote	Valve Engineer Wants to Warn You About Its People-Eating Vortex
6	6 Vote	This Is the Only Person Who Can Actually Afford Butlers
44	44 Vote	Ohio Republican Senator Rob Portman Comes Out to Be Al-Qaida Leader
8	8 Vote	Hipster Urban Farmers Abandoning Hundreds of Dolphins
200	200 Vote	You Suck Because I Have a Moustache 3	3
5	5 Vote	Meg Ryan's Baby to Be Funded on Kickstarter, Cost $500
105	105 Vote	Meg Ryan's Baby to Be Fungal Spores, Not Eggs
66	66 Vote	Beyonce Ate a Used Bible: "I Call It My OMG Story"
96	96 Vote	Gag Me: Semen Cocktails Are Now Available for All Ages 1	1
115	115 Vote	Fuck Today, Let's Look at THIS CAT 2	2
52	52 Vote	Ridiculously Hot Dude in a Bookstore, Proves Bookstores Are Still Useful
38	38 Vote	The Peril of Obama's "Man Crush" on Jake Gyllenhaal
3	3 Vote	Biblical Origins of Hawkman
4	4 Vote	Boy Scout Motto to Be, You Know, Cheaper
2	2 Vote	Gary Oldman Has a Rat Problem
4	4 Vote	Ben Affleck as Batman Continues to Haunt My Dreams
175	175 Vote	Here's the Problem With Slugs. I Think I've Gained Their Trust. They Think I'm Dominican
3	3 Vote	This Guy Turned His 22nd Birthday Into a Venus-Like Hell Earlier Than Previously Thought
31	31 Vote	Obama Pushes for Warrantless Access to Pornography
180	180 Vote	Yup, Your Dog Licked My Balls
429	429 Vote	Meet Wolf Cop, Canada's Greatest Werewolf With a Revolver 1	1
103	103 Vote	Miley Cyrus Chews on Bunny; Bunny Doesn't Mind Much
56	56 Vote	Utah: Gays Shouldn't Be Humorous

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