Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

144	144 Vote	Gandalf Trades His Pipeweed for a PlayStation 4
55	55 Vote	10 Things You Never Want to Hibernate In
420	420 Vote	Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
114	114 Vote	15 Alternatives to Sounding Like a Tool
58	58 Vote	5 Reasons Why It's Not Just Children Who Need Abortions
157	157 Vote	Swagged Out Dog Freaks Out When Woman Says His Twitter Avatar Is "Meh"
166	166 Vote	I Believe I May Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
4	4 Vote	If You're Okay With Living in a Kiddie Pool
87	87 Vote	An Awkward Kid Grows Up Into a Joke Headline
222	222 Vote	Cleveland Kidnapper Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Fun!
176	176 Vote	The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts 2	2
340	340 Vote	Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
2	2 Vote	US Navy Moves Closer to Tractor Beams
205	205 Vote	Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
23	23 Vote	Cutest Dog With "Human Face" Looking for Love, Has Insanely Specific Criteria
13	13 Vote	Deadly Afghan Plane Crash Survivors to Sue Over "Cosby Sweaters"
26	26 Vote	Most Women Suffer From Spontaneous Human Combustion
42	42 Vote	What if Men Could Prevent Pregnancy — Without a Shark cage
5	5 Vote	6 Words From 2013 That You've Already Forgotten
285	285 Vote	Ready or Not: Navy Prepares to Bombard Moon
3	3 Vote	Hostage Situation Unfolds Over Facebook Beauty Contest
6	6 Vote	Britain to Measure Thighs, Necks, Wrists
309	309 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
5	5 Vote	These Beetles Are Officially Annoying
30	30 Vote	Hey Guys, I Found Our New Robot Overlord 1	1
3	3 Vote	UK Announces Major Study of Matthew McConaughey's Hair Plugs
327	327 Vote	House Republicans Accidentally Accept the Values of Others
2	2 Vote	Panda Blood Might Be Hollywood's Stupidest New Trend
2	2 Vote	Nikki Finke Never Makes a Cappuccino
3	3 Vote	Mom Wants Internet to Lose weight
2	2 Vote	Simpsons to Kill DEA Agent, Traffic coke
4	4 Vote	Santorum: I Don't Mean Trousers
6	6 Vote	This Is Your Boss, Please Quit Immediately
240	240 Vote	Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Excuse to Bang 4	4
323	323 Vote	Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!? 1	1
78	78 Vote	How Texas Just Made Tea-Bagging Uncool
4	4 Vote	Obama Looks to Sell Chocolate donut
169	169 Vote	Unicorn Lair Discovered in California
126	126 Vote	It's Thanksgiving So We Deported Him
78	78 Vote	Fergie's New Baby Is Named Entirely After Car Accident

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