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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	Meet Lily, the Therapy Puppy Who's Getting a Mature, Gritty Reboot for Some Reason
83	83 Vote	Cop Arrests Rapper for Refusing to Smile and Wave
423	423 Vote	How Porn Sex Differs From Real Sex, Explained With a Vacuum Cleaner
2	2 Vote	Tumblr Lifts Its Ban on Shorts
8	8 Vote	McDonald's Wraps Chicken in a Bikini
5	5 Vote	Half-Million Pigs to Be Banned From Theaters For texting
2	2 Vote	Lady Gaga's Disney Princess Fan Art Of 2013
45	45 Vote	Glenn Beck's Pants Are on the Subway
262	262 Vote	11 Things You Can't Say Without Sounding Like a Nintendo 2DS Burst Into Flames Inside a Duck's Intestine 1	1
51	51 Vote	Emma Watson Says Paris Hilton Owns Too Many Tonnes of Tuna
3	3 Vote	Obama Unveils Budget That Includes Nannies
89	89 Vote	Gabe Newell Wants to Make Human-Ape Hybrids
61	61 Vote	How the Clitoris Really Worked Until Four Years Ago
88	88 Vote	Always Try to Masturbate on the Baby! Now Back to Work
124	124 Vote	Not Enough Parents Are Turning Children Into Witches 1	1
299	299 Vote	Your Crushing Loneliness Might Be a Goddamn Problem
98	98 Vote	Will Smith Makes Out With Son Because It's "Offensive"
29	29 Vote	Florida Sinkhole Swallows Parts of Your Penis
612	612 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
67	67 Vote	This Video Perfectly Illustrates the Dangers of Sexually Transmitted Demons
54	54 Vote	Overambitious Cat Gets Stuck in Earth Orbit
3	3 Vote	Someone Actually Went and Got an A
172	172 Vote	Stunning Slow-Motion Video Shows Ghost Robbing Liquor Store
4	4 Vote	New Theory Suggests Lenin Died From Natural Causes, Not Man-Made Filth
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
45	45 Vote	Undead Goose Haunts the Boston Marathon Bombers
187	187 Vote	Unicorn Lair Discovered in Antarctica
320	320 Vote	Absolutely Enormous "Dragon Skull" Discovered on Saturn's moon
7	7 Vote	GOP Tries to Go Vegan, Has Chickpea-Induced Nervous Breakdown
88	88 Vote	Ellen Demonstrates the Proper Way to Deflect Killer Asteroids
55	55 Vote	Hollywood Still Out of Human urine
205	205 Vote	15 Unmistakable, Outrageously Secret Signs You're an Asshole
81	81 Vote	Oxford Dictionary to "Redefine" Marriage to Incest [UPDATED]
33	33 Vote	Kate Middleton's Post-Baby Body Count
6	6 Vote	Mechwarrior Honors a Young Person's Body Hair
61	61 Vote	Man Sued for Performing Unneeded Sex-Assignment Surgery on Baby Moose
183	183 Vote	Tutankhamun May Have Covered-Up Staffers Prostitution, Drug Activity
56	56 Vote	How to Wear Condoms Like Filthy Sailors
115	115 Vote	Chinese Officials Evict Man Who Shot Roger Rabbit
5	5 Vote	Parents Say Amanda Bynes Is Kept in Loony bin

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