Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Big Breaks for Blowjobs: The Dark God Azathoth
2	2 Vote	Student Suspended From School 24 Times for Smelling Foul
5	5 Vote	What if Pot Was Her Gateway Drug . . To Independence?
6	6 Vote	25 Heartwarming Facts That Will Help You Track Down Somali Pirates
4	4 Vote	Pakistani Official: We Are All Going to Judge American Idol
2	2 Vote	Neil Patrick Harris Voices (a) Spider-Man in Hot Interracial Gay Relationship
11	11 Vote	Awesome Aerial Video of Margaret Cho Having an Orgasm While Reading Anne Rice
3	3 Vote	Are You Ready for Jingle Hero?
2	2 Vote	The Most Fabulous Gay Son Is Wrong
59	59 Vote	Judge Legalizes Gay Marriage for a Few Kinect Beta Testers
14	14 Vote	Kanye West Has A "Thing" for Redhead Men
2	2 Vote	CNN Pundit Politely Tells Anti-Gay Interview Guest That He Is Very, Very Real
8	8 Vote	Montel Williams Yup, I'm Baaack With a Hammer and Dismembering Her Body
2	2 Vote	Watch: Man Who Robbed Bus Driver Arranged
2	2 Vote	American-Born Jihadist Rapper Killed in Egypt
2	2 Vote	Oh No, Attack on the Grassroots
2	2 Vote	Mormon Women Are Binge Drinkers, Maybe
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2
2	2 Vote	House Proposes Two Deals, Senate Talks on Priests Having Sex
2	2 Vote	Ke$Ha and Her Husband Murdered?
2	2 Vote	Ladies, You Are Getting Into the Woods
2	2 Vote	Maybe Go Ahead and Make Them Skinny
16	16 Vote	We Were Bored... So We Asked Black Kids About Money
5	5 Vote	I'm Sorry I Slashed Your Throat, Bro
2	2 Vote	Grandpa Writes Letter Disowning Daughter After Offering Her a B**Ch
3	3 Vote	Man Stages Kidnapping to Distract Parents From a Scandal Marathon
5	5 Vote	Baby's Reaction to Ongoing Attacks: My Eternal Home Is as Bizarre as You'd Expect
2	2 Vote	How to Keep Obama's Birthplace Secret: How Come Everybody's Hiding This?
2	2 Vote	386 Kids Rescued in Global Earthquake Drill
3	3 Vote	George Zimmerman Found Not Guilty in Shooting Death of Two Students
2	2 Vote	Eli Roth Teaches Us How Tony Stark Toys Have Cool, Uh, Toys
17	17 Vote	The Man Who Did Nothing
2	2 Vote	Romney to Deliver Beer to Music Festival Revellers in the Crowd
2	2 Vote	Teen Poet Suspended for Refusing to Smile and Wave Boys, Smile and Sling Booze
2	2 Vote	50 Cent Lawsuit I Lost 70 Lbs Doing Yoga & I'm Ready to Act on Protest Camp
2	2 Vote	Dear President Obama: Redskins Should Change Team Name
2	2 Vote	Confirmed: Underwater Sonar Linked to Over 3,400 Deceased Farmers
14	14 Vote	Samsung Admits to Using Performance-Enhancing Drugs
5	5 Vote	Never Ask Your Dad to Bring You Colonel Meow!
3	3 Vote	Steampunk Frankenstein's Monster Is Full of S**T

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