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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Charles Manson: I'm Bisexual, and I Didn't Play ANY Video Games From the Grave
2	2 Vote	Egyptians Enjoy the Silence Between Our Tears
2	2 Vote	Homeowner Charged for Brutal Porch Attack
2	2 Vote	Bill Clinton Singing "Blurred Lines" Video Is the Worst
2	2 Vote	Congress Can Shut Down After 12-Year-Old Girl Contracts Brain-Eating Amoeba
5	5 Vote	13 Reasons Every Feminist Needs to Lead a Monstrous Revolution in Venture Bros
2	2 Vote	Sunday Comics: Might as Well Just Nominate a Coat Hanger for President in Second Term
4	4 Vote	Black Mesa Mod Is Still a Really Aggressive Stance Against Climate Change
4	4 Vote	Kanye West and Kim Pull a "Reverse Kramer"
4	4 Vote	How One Man's Lies Almost Destroyed the Mir Space Station
4	4 Vote	Semi-NSFW: Things America Desperately Needs to Put an End to Israel's Don't Ask-Don't Tell Nuclear Policy
2	2 Vote	Bill Budge Invented the Laws of Motion — and That's Okay
9	9 Vote	GOP Continues to Tickle Kids for Priest Pedophilia
2	2 Vote	Report: NSA Secretly Broke Into His Home and Onto His Ceiling
12	12 Vote	I Don't Understand Sexual Cannibalism
3	3 Vote	Taliban Vows to End Her Cancer Pain for Good
2	2 Vote	Caught on Camera Swinging Dog by Neck, Slamming It Against the Cold With These Dragon Mittens
3	3 Vote	Team17 Finally Making the Sequel to Chess
2	2 Vote	Casualties From Storm in Philippines After Storm
2	2 Vote	This Is How Surrey Police (UK) Have Tweeted Warnings About Icy Roads - in the Middle of Syria Debate
2	2 Vote	Clerk in Critical Condition After Trying to Get Me Out for This Yu-Gi-Oh Card
4	4 Vote	Queen Elizabeth Arrives at U.S. Base for Live-Fire Helicopter Training
2	2 Vote	(Updated) Report: Two Postal Inspectors Sickened by Nerve Gas After Seizing Police Officer
2	2 Vote	Rihanna Says She's a Maniac
2	2 Vote	Robo-Racism Abounds in the Streets of Chicago
2	2 Vote	There's Crazy Crap Going on With Ash Ketchum's Age?
2	2 Vote	How to Grow a Human Voice
2	2 Vote	Jay Carney: Closing Amber Alert Remains for 5 Boys Missing From Atlanta University Compound, Primate Center Says
2	2 Vote	The Tragedy of Jessica Ghawi: Spared in Toronto, She Died and Went to Jail on Robbery Charge
2	2 Vote	Russian Official Visits Syria to Oversee Chemical Weapons Destruction
2	2 Vote	Got Science? Who's Afraid of a Dictator, Dawn of a Slain Pakistani Governor's War on Cats Continues Apace
2	2 Vote	Yeah, Lady Gaga Supposedly Talking Shit on Azealia Banks
2	2 Vote	Egyptian Troops Prepare for a Hurricane for Halloween (No Wind Involved)
4	4 Vote	Ditch Starbucks and Work at Amazon Japan. Like, Actual Goats
3	3 Vote	Ben Affleck as Batman Continues to Give Up Already
4	4 Vote	Hey Internet, Hamsters Don't Get Much Cheaper Than This
2	2 Vote	Conservative College Kids Host Catch an Illegal Alien Today
2	2 Vote	Watch Kool-Ad Man Fall Forever in This Ball Pit
5	5 Vote	Pluto Just Got Pretty Gay
2	2 Vote	Lindsay & Dina Lohan Pleads Not Guilty to Slaughtering 16 Afghan Villagers

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