chapter3

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You Can Now Legally Have Three Parents
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Bears Have Figured Out How Mirrors Work, Uses One to Go Vegan, Has Chickpea-Induced Nervous Breakdown
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13 Potatoes That Look Like the 90s
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Doctor Who's First Writer Sues BBC for Ownership of the Galaxy!
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Why Everyone Should Go Extinct
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If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend
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WTF? McDonald's Figured Out How to Explain What Scientists Do
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US Hospital Offering Treatment for the Xbox 360 Update
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U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature
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Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage
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It's Unlikely You've Ever Loved Anything
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U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now
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Baby Dies in Apparent Suicide
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BBC Apologizes for Giving a Shit About Gender Politics
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I've Seen GHOSTS!!!! ... One Popped Out of Noodles
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Martin Luther King Jr. Had an AMAZING Plan to Destroy Earth
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NASA Has Discovered Popular Music
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President Obama: Don't Drone Me Bro
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Here's a Dog That Looks Like a Cell Phone
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Katy Perry's New Fragrance Bottle Looks Like an Asshole and I Want It Anyway
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Newspaper Censors the Word Derp
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The One Awesome Fact About Eating Squid Sperm
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NSA Director Alexander Admits He Lied About Being a Douche
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An Outbreak of Infectious Giggles Shuts Down Boston
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China Is Pretty Okay at Twitter
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Find Out What to Think
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There's No Such Thing as a Stripper
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How to Make Black Friends
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Subway "Sandwich Artist" Puts Penis on Mars
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This New Artificial Limb Is Powered by Gravity. Seriously, Gravity
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We're Playing Halo for 24 Hours Straight on Behalf of Morons
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101 Things Older Than 55 Seconds
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36 Clever Gifts for the Suspected Boston Bombers…
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Sex Workers Tweet Their Pregnancy Tests
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After 30 Years, Donkey Kong Comes to PS3 for $229 [It's Back]
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Yelp User Posts Negative Review Online
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Why You Should Be Fired
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Amanda Bynes Banned From the Mafia
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Blizzard Lays Off Thousands, Builds Huge Prison
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NASA Plans to Send Poison-Laced Letter to Nerds