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Rashida Jones Sings an Ode to Magikarp, the Saddest Pokémon of All Time
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Spoiled Kids Get Bathrooms When They're Castrated
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I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music
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How to Use a Simple Thing That Exists
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All Republicans Want to Fuck Me
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The Best Place to Live: Mom's Couch
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Christian Blogger Sweetly Warns Gals to Fuck Off
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I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil
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Kansas Man With 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count but Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women
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Telling Your Professor She's Sexy Is Not an "Epic Achievement"
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Here's How Kittens Are Giving You Cancer
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People Are Actually Terrifying
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Jennifer Lopez's Stalker Spent Six Nights in Her Butt
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The Charts That Prove Pugs Always Win at Gambling
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Obama Cures Everyone's Wednesday With a $2 Laser Pointer
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Mariah Carey Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say
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Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See
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Broncos Star Von Miller Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist
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Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt
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Oh My God, This Fucking Pencil
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An Anime Fan Describes His Ultimate Enemy... The Friend Zone
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Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend
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Football Fan Realizes He's Been Cheering With a Gun
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The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay
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This Is a Crazy, Terrible Idea
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Kanye West Explains Why Women "Want to Eat" Babies
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When Did "The United States" Become a Thing
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Scandal: Politician Goes to Work
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Man Dies After Being Rejected by "Haters"
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Turns Out It's Cat Vomit
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Kittens Frolicking Is Basically Porn
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Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama
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New Game Is Stupid
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Police Arrest Woman for Being Total Bullshit
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Dr. Seuss Books Were Just, Like, Colors, Man?
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Yes, You Are Voldemort, Says Study
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Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't
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Did You Rent a Pony for Christmas
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NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious
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Is There Even a Government