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Jesus Christ This Mini Kitten Is So Heartwarming
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Match.Com Acquires Online Dating Engine That Measures the Urine on Your Clothes
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In Defense of Selfies at Funerals
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You Can Now Legally Have Three Parents
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If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend
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Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage
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U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now
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President Obama: Don't Drone Me Bro
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Here's a Dog That Looks Like a Cell Phone
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What's Going on in This Game, the Characters Have Penis Names
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How to Make Black Friends
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Stupid Hipster Beards Are Ruining Your Life?
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We're Playing Halo for 24 Hours Straight on Behalf of Morons
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101 Things Older Than 55 Seconds
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Yelp User Posts Negative Review Online
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Blizzard Lays Off Thousands, Builds Huge Prison
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NASA Plans to Send Poison-Laced Letter to Nerds
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Firefighters Help Man Remove Penis From a Pair of "Bad Guys"
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Lindsay Lohan Increases Entropy of Universe, Checks Into Rehab for Throwing a Guantanamo-Themed Coachella Party
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Everyone Should Get Jobs
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Oh God, This Fucking Pencil
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Researchers Make Alcohol Disappear
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Obama Is One Delusional Bitch
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We Have to Pee in Apple Stores
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UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport
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Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness
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I'd Fuck a Dragon
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Your Baby Is Totally Dumb
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Twitter Is Great at Finding Racists and Morons
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KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs
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Penis-Powered Game Gets Highly Unanticipated Sequel
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Map: Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee
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I Can't Help but Notice That There Aren't Any Female Breakfast Cereal Mascots?
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Prepare to Be Prepared
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Judge Finds Cop NOT GUILTY of Being a Douche
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Don't Be Discouraged by His Balls ... Says Mom
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Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech
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Somebody Help Me, I Beg You
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Fuck a Woman to Win This Zune!
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Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News