Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

23	23 Vote	Cutest Dog With "Human Face" Looking for Love, Has Insanely Specific Criteria
101	101 Vote	Federal Shutdown - It's Time for Political Murders
42	42 Vote	What if Men Could Prevent Pregnancy — Without a Shark cage
72	72 Vote	Tell Everyone to Check Their Tiny Animal Hat Privilege
180	180 Vote	How to Tell Your Parents You're a NOBODY!! 1	1
81	81 Vote	Awesome Dad Just Watches His Son Ride a Bike Into a Customer
64	64 Vote	U.S. Senator Filibusters His Own Daughter for Using Roommate's Toothbrush
73	73 Vote	Grieving Military Families Denied Benefits Due to Twerking, Bears
285	285 Vote	Ready or Not: Navy Prepares to Bombard Moon
53	53 Vote	Fukushima Reactors Did Not End Well
121	121 Vote	Plants vs. Zombies vs. Strippers: The Camp Classic That Wasn't
116	116 Vote	After 35 Years, Star Wars Cosplayers Don't Give a Shit
309	309 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
327	327 Vote	House Republicans Accidentally Accept the Values of Others
59	59 Vote	Dog Pushes Another Dog in Hot Interracial Gay Relationship
36	36 Vote	Japan College Offers PhD in Dog Annoyance
139	139 Vote	New Poll Finds U.S. Viewed Less Favorably Than Cockroaches
39	39 Vote	Obama: Congress Needs a New Music Track From the 16-Bit Era
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
650	650 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
240	240 Vote	Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Excuse to Bang 4	4
323	323 Vote	Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!? 1	1
98	98 Vote	Swiss Agree to Raise Cloned Children Without Totally Screwing Them Up
169	169 Vote	Unicorn Lair Discovered in California
3	3 Vote	Ingenious Dad Finds "Unspoken Joy of Parenting" in Son's Displeasure
365	365 Vote	Health Alert: Don't Drink Water or Walk on Land, You'll Be Fine
70	70 Vote	How to Talk About Billy Wanting to Marry a Goat
4	4 Vote	Fear 3 Delayed Yet Again, Now Scheduled for 2011
6	6 Vote	Big Civ 5 Patch Brings Enhanced Boob Control
1	1 Vote	Tara Reid to the Moon
2	2 Vote	Have You Seen the 3DS
5	5 Vote	Doctors Told Sam He Had Until He Died, Family claims
4	4 Vote	Duck Boat Fire Causes Tourists to Jump Off a Corrupt Banker's Debt
1	1 Vote	A Tribute to James Gandolfini
1	1 Vote	I'm Tired of the Whyoccupy Conversation
1	1 Vote	How Defining the Word "Twerking"
9	9 Vote	Toni Braxton I Lost 70 Lbs Doing Yoga & I'm Ready to Battle Aquaman and Wonder Woman
5	5 Vote	A Lawyer, a Wizard, and a Cookie Monster Cumrag
9	9 Vote	Every Day, People Spend 16 Minutes Doing This Thing They Do
6	6 Vote	Why I Love You Is Pronounced Poop Train

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