I hear Linux is open...
Crime-fighting dogs? I must be on heroin!
It certainly is.
How did you know that!?
That gives me an idea for an erotic novel...
Too many tacos, obviously.
Wait a few thousand years.
Men too.
This would make for a great insult.
The real iPhone 7's aren't much better, honestly.
Millennials in a nutshell.
That sounds like some kind of euphemism.
Egg Beaters?
You can leave impressions on the couch if you sit there long enough.
The Trans-Pacific Railroad is already up and running!?
I don't think that's what he was good at...
The bodies of all the members of the Heaven's Gate suicide cult were all discovered with $5.75 in their pockets. $5 was the fine for vagrancy, and the 75 cents could be used to make three phone calls.
My teeth would disagree.
I think H.P. Lovecraft wrote a book about this.
Is this his new movie?
All of the good ones!
Yes, you are.
Not according to Descartes.
It's a suppository!
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I hear Linux is open...