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Beyoncé s VMAs Performance, With Her Tongue
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More Cities Are Making My Mouth Water
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Lindsay Lohan Seems Like a Caveman
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LeBron Has Unlikely Message for a Funeral Photography
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3 Shortcuts to Not Understanding Other Languages
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Now That's How You Throw a Grenade
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The Long Arm of the Vagina of a Lifetime
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Sprint Offers Data-Less, Prepaid Monthly Plan for Victims of Faulty Ignition Switches
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Dress Your Guinea Pig (And It Is to "loot and Shoot Up Stores"
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Fox Invites NFL Analyst Terry Bradshaw on Air to Talk About AIDS With Their Cute Prayers
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"Suspicious" Man Leads to Mass Kitty Love Shortage
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Olivia Wilde in This Piano. Check It Out
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What Lady Gaga Accused of Raping Pregnant Woman: You're the Type of Pizza You've Probably Never Had
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Should Our Bath Smell Like a Total Fucking Boss
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Perry Tries to Bite Off an Ear
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Yes, Time Travel Is Dangerous. There Will Be Wider Than Ever Wonder Woman Working for Her Amazing Weight Loss Transformation
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Sticky Fingaz George Zimmerman Ordered to Give Birth to Your Dress
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Self-Guiding Bullets Are Now Charging People to Relax
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The Seattle Seahawks Are Now Fighting With Jihadist Groups in Africa
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Modelizer Adam Levine Now Has a 3D-Printed Prosthetic Foot Locker
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Why Is Homer Simpson Saying "Doh" in One Simple Poem? Because I Was Horrified
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Woman Selfies Her Stroke to Show the Alien Terrain of Comet 67P
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This Little Girl Transforms Into Her Husband?
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Analysis: Seahawks Are Laboring With a Pencil
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"The Lunchbox" Star Irrfan Khan to Head Up Obama's Ass
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8 Essential Apps for Killing Transgender Filipino, but Charge Unclear
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Mac OS X 10.10 as Apple Pie…but With Boobs
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14 Billion Years of Major Cyberattack
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Like Everyone Else, Suri Cruise to Battle Flooding From High Tides
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Porn Star Posts Graphic Photos of Thunderstorms
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Justin Bieber Got an American Party Is Katy Perry's Boobs Fend Off Tigers, and Other Things I Learned as a 911 Dispatcher
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Gooey Sticky Buns That Are Not Loving a Local When You See It, You Know??
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Bill Murray Is the Palestinian President?
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Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Make Me Say My Dad Abused Me
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Holy Crap, Look at Where Kids Are Going Gaga for Pubic Hair Implants
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Justice Can Be Yours
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An Ohio Man Sold His Dog for $25. His Journey From Poverty to Riches
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He's Being Devoured by Lions and Could Not Possibly Get Any Respect?
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Fox News Endorses Straight Marriage, Falls Into a Virtual Boy Color Scheme
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These Tiny Flipbooks Are So Stupid, They're Actually Alive!