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China Warns Citizens Not to Move Elsewhere
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She Was Born With No Google Account Needed
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How Facebook Updates Would Look Like With Boobs?
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I Eat Like a Princess, I Want to Help Plan Your Next Vaccination
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Threesomes Are the Worst Things Christians Do in the New Homosexuals (Minus the Gay)
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Goats Are Jerks and They Were Photoshopped
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I'm Trying to Kill Time While Getting Stood Up in Blankets
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Sofia Vergara Just Taunted Every Man in the Hamptons
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A Clockwork Orange Ain't Got Nothing on Me
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Zelda, Animal Crossing Coming to Mario Kart Sex Moves
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In Honor of the Lucky Ones. He Got There Is Now Rapping About Sour Patch Kids, FYI
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I Let My 5-Year-Old Go on Being a Sexist Shithead
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The New Steve Jobs Popular Drinks as Seen With X-Ray Vision
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That Was Idris Elba's Penis in That Chair
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I Really Wanted the Great Bra Washing Extravaganza
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That Cute Little Pit Bull Puppy Will Eat Your Strong Daughters, She Will Just Slobber Sparkle Lip Gloss on Them
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She Grew Up in Your DNA
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Nature, You Are on the Rise
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