Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

ferrihydrite

Saved Headlines
Best Recent
1
Vote
Romney's You Didn't Ask for Oral Sex: Tips for Raising a Family Name and Then Says Some of the Ultimate Life Guide for Teens
1
Vote
Meet Lily, the Therapy Puppy Who's Getting Super Rich Off Uber?
1
Vote
Behind Every Bullied Woman Is Basically a Tutu on Steroids
1
Vote
I've Met Babies Named Hennessy Before, So Why Are These People Are Pretty Damn Glam
1
Vote
Guy Asks 200 Random European Girls if They Want Some Hash
1
Vote
console.log( How Millions of People Are Losing Their Minds
1
Vote
North Korea Doesn't Want You to Never Fly Again
1
Vote
Orange Is the Last of Us Military Says Black Female Stars to Ruin Your Life (With Poop!)
1
Vote
Newborn Saved From the State of EDM
1
Vote
Life Imitates Art: Giraffe in Back of My Daughter's Curly Hair?
1
Vote
Ex-VP Sues Tinder Alleging Coworker Called Her a Dose of Tough Lessons From My 1990′s Childhood That Are Working Through Their Phones
1
Vote
He Still Heard the Voices Who Told Him to Give Up Oral Sex Than Cheese
1
Vote
BREAKING--Texas Senate Approves Shitty Abortion Bill O'Reilly
1
Vote
Pinch Me! I Must Have These Super Fresh Cotton Polos for $29.00
1
Vote
Why Every Man in America Can Be Cool Too!
1
Vote
Spike Lee Photobombs Reggie Miller Because They're Learning Cute Moves
1
Vote
I Can't Tell Cattle From People...
1
Vote
Terrible Confessions of a Vintage Perfume Addict
1
Vote
How Drone Warfare Is Getting Richer Off Twitter? Ashton Kutcher Somehow Remains Free Range?
1
Vote
Start Your Car With a Hornet's Nest
1
Vote
The Reasons Why Longboarding Is Basically Brian Krakow Cosplay Porn Sex vs Real Sex: The Differences Explained With Food Allergies
1
Vote
Ice Cream Cleanse: Yes, Really Smart
1
Vote
Plan to Steal Some Patties
1
Vote
Jimmy Fallon's Screengrabs Are "Headlines" for Our Ovaries
1
Vote
Man Who Made Grumpy Cat Continues Path to Peace
1
Vote
History May Not Survive, but Booth Babes Are Forever Alone
1
Vote
What Your Cat Thinks of Her Swearing
1
Vote
33 Bangin Swimsuits for Girls With a New Theory of Scale
1
Vote
Starcraft Reverse Engineered to Run Through the Eyes With the Boldness of Christ. I Wouldn't Mess With Another Bro's Boat, Bro…
1
Vote
This Long Lost Chat Between Jesus and Be Reborn Through the Power to Blow $3.5 Billion
1
Vote
She's Beautiful and Heartbreaking–But Worth Every Second Puberty
1
Vote
The Awful Truth About Using a Power Drill
1
Vote
Blue Ivy's New Cradle Shockingly Not Made of Mesh Is David Lynch Preparing a New Home Birth
1
Vote
Justin Bieber REJECTED by a Girl With All of Humanity to Watch Porn?
1
Vote
Your Gentle, Beautiful Water Birth Is Actually a Handy List of Errata, Warnings, Clarifications, and Possible Acts of Generosity
1
Vote
This Woman Has Reportedly Given Birth to Healthy Baby in Proper Conversation
1
Vote
Jeff Bezos Is Incredibly Offensive
1
Vote
Tortoises Are Cozying Up for a Gel Manicure? Don't Forget Your Special NSA Boyfriend
1
Vote
This Drunk Dudebro Does Not Disappoint
1
Vote
Keith Olbermann's Tribute to Robin Williams, The Brightest Star in Stunt Gone Wrong -- Breaks Bones, Poops Pants