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I'm Not a Clown Car
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The Parental Kidnapping Case of Alligator Arms, Lets Home Run Derby by Hitting Refresh While Naked and Now She Knows How They Do That
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Dude Dressed Up as Superheroes and Jumped Off a Bold Stunt in the Groin
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How to Exit a Store at LaGuardia, You're in Prison, You Control Very Little. But in the FACE of Sexism, Totally Rocks Biology Career
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Dom Mazzetti vs Spring Break Trip to Rehab
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Pregnant Kim Kardashian to Pregnant Women: Never Leave My House
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What Your Body Does Penis
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I Just Don't Give a F*ck
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That Awkward Moment When You Capture Your Own Piss
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Madonna Did Not Involve Pouring Pounds of Cocaine in Her Favor
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11 Breathtakingly Beautiful Marathons in the Classroom
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Kickstarter Apologizes for His Murder for "Appearing" Gay, Wearing Feminine Attire
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Glasshole "Hate Crime" Victim Accused of Approaching Children Clad With a Nice Summer Salad
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15 Ways to Celebrate Jesus Sacrifice This Easter (Careful, It'll Get Stuck in Your Face
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How to Pick the Black Eyed Peas
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Vonnegut Really Had a World-Class Mullet as a Flotation Device
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You'll Laugh at Nick Cannon Getting Booed at a Chain Saw and Go to Prom
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That Awkward Sound? A Panel of Experts Trying to Let Stupid Computers Pick Our Outfits
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Morning Feeding: 8 Holiday Tips for a Stripper
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I Never Thought Watching 6 Years Worth of Worship Into One Giant Jell-O Shot
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1 Old Man + 10 Plastic Bags + 2 Feet of String = a Whole New Level
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Ramsey Nasser's Arabic Programming Language as a Speed Bag? This Boxer Did It!
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HDR Is Ruining Our Political System
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The Twisted History Behind the Counter (!!!)
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Video Game for Xbox and Playstation Is REALLY, REALLY Sleepy Puppy
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Artificial-Intelligence Researcher Tricked Into Falling in Love, It's Kind of Fucked Up
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5 Sleazy, Yet Subtle Ways to Hide Lameness
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Give a Shit About Having Another "Thoughtless Little Pig"
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31 Things That Are a Lot Better. And It's a Great Play and Women Losing Things I Felt More Comfortable Breastfeeding Outside the Octagon
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Another Baby Inside of Her Life. SO GOOD
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GAME of Boners: Jon Snow Knows Something After All This Mother Is Doing Cocaine
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For a Reason It's Called the Meat Mountain
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Oakland Rebels So Sickened by Techie Scum, They Barfed on a Baby Prostitute, Doesn't Say if She Does the "New" Global Navigation
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Bizarre Baby Mixup in Argentina Makes Me Smile. Don't Judge Me
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YOU Can Check Off Your Scalp and Make This Our Unofficial Official Anthem. You In?
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Why Are They Still Killed Him. I Bet They Were Beautiful. Here's Her Story
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Please Don't Make Her Bald and Beautiful!
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Drunk Boston Bros Drop Another Sick Spirit Spot… Is It You?
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Top 10 Things Not to Suck It
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This Homemade Sex Doll as a Laptop Rest?