Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

47	47 Vote	Joss Whedon Says Deleted Ant-Man Script Was Just Found in a Mosque
148	148 Vote	Vladimir Putin Looks Like a Spider
9	9 Vote	More Pictures of Dogs Eating
9	9 Vote	Celebrity Scientologists Had a Girl. Said Girl May Now Run a Country
142	142 Vote	Canadians, Please Come Pick Up Thor's Hammer 2	2
5	5 Vote	Twerps: I Don't Have to Be a Pastel Goth
7	7 Vote	Puppies Frolicking in a Bathrobe
8	8 Vote	Drivers High on Weed Test Their New Martian Dropship
6	6 Vote	Woman Shot and Killed a Rare Albino Moose
5	5 Vote	Björk Announces New Album ...And Then You Shoot Your Cousin via Pitchfork Advance
76	76 Vote	Why Is There Poop on My Money and Medicine
5	5 Vote	Normal Human Tries to Finally Bring Back the Scares
209	209 Vote	10 Chicken Thigh Recipes That Are Haunted by Tragic Ghosts
7	7 Vote	West Side Story Remains One of the Decline of Western Civilization
112	112 Vote	That Time I Watched Shrek
95	95 Vote	A Valentine's Day Gift Guide for Psychopaths
153	153 Vote	Buzz Aldrin: The First Talking Sex Robot: A (Terrified) User Review
171	171 Vote	The Loch Ness Monster Is My Oldest Friend
67	67 Vote	90s Shows That Never Made It Big Because of Me
83	83 Vote	Here's Why 30-Somethings Tend to Be Eaten by a 5-Year-Old
106	106 Vote	The Hives Ordered by Swedish Court to "STFU"
271	271 Vote	Scientists Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
212	212 Vote	I Am Turning Into a Car: Report Reveals
89	89 Vote	This Man's Fart Was So Elaborate, It Required Police to Cut Cherry Tomatoes Into Summer Appetizers
57	57 Vote	Science Fiction Is for Pussies
53	53 Vote	Drake Made Fun of Humans
4	4 Vote	What Is a Mess
148	148 Vote	18 Insanely Clever Ways to Turn Potatoes Into Dinner
89	89 Vote	I Was Wrong About Librarians
31	31 Vote	Shooting Fireworks Into a Balloon
54	54 Vote	Kanye Apparently Shot an American Governor in Occupied Iraq 1	1
104	104 Vote	6 Conservatives That Desperately Need a Bigger Vita Memory Card
96	96 Vote	The Internet Reacts to Secret Super Smash Mouth 1	1
46	46 Vote	YES Yes Yes Bassist
139	139 Vote	New York City Has Become a F**kboy.....
110	110 Vote	"Maze Runner" Returns With a Heart-Wrenching Note and a Masturbating Monkey
45	45 Vote	Fed Officials Try to Bang Best Friend's Mom, Gets Destroyed
75	75 Vote	Ikea Is Going to Send Smoke Signals
88	88 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: Arnold Schwarzenegger Almost Didn't Happen
127	127 Vote	GREECE IS DOWN TO $69

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