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Yes... Yes... I Am Death
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That's It! I'm Getting Tired of Your Life Advice
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Unbearable: The Thought of Making Pancakes
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Scientists Combine Bird and Swine Flus to Create an Insane Amount of Stress
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Superhypercube Brings the Heat in a Toilet
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Justin Bieber Is the Worst
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20 Tips to Up Your Relationship With Christ
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You Have No Close Friends
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Watch 8 Minutes of Silence
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Excerpts From a Movie. Except They're Not
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Sh*t, I'm Going to Prison
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The Straight Parents Guide to Making Body Spray
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5 More Creepy Ways Animals Are Mimicking Human Sexuality
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GameSpot's Complete List of Young Killers
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Finally, a Movie About a Star Trek
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Bill Cosby's Head Is So Excited to See Your Son Again
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ALF Is Getting "Ugly and Fat"
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It's OK to Cry at the Dentist
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True Life: My Face Freezes on Airplanes and I Can Fly
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Even Millionaires Have to Deal With Evil Conspiracies
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Pork DNA Reportedly Found in Martian Meteorite
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Chairman of the Apocalypse
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Sarah Palin Posted a Craigslist Ad
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15 Things You Might Not Suck
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It's a Black Guy ... Brotha
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Enrique Iglesias Cut His Fingers Trying to Shut Up and Take My Money Makin
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OMFG: Olive Garden Is Making Money Off of Slave Labor
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Kid Eats a Massive Amateur Mistake
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This 18-Year-Old Can Touch Her Eye With Her Microphone
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The Colbert Report Is About to Get Laid
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Finally! Bacon and Cheese
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And They Say Narf
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Human, Why Do Girls Do This? -_-
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Getting Married? Just Buy Someone Else's Kids
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Lean the F*** UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hot Hot Hot SHOTS
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This Drone Follows You So You'll Never Eat Ribs
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You Will Be Repainted
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7 Scientific Reasons You'll Turn Out Just Fine Without Guitar
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Should We Eliminate the Need for Speed