Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

164	164 Vote	Adam Sandler Says He Saw Demon Before Train Stabbings
8	8 Vote	A Student Is Suing Her College Because She Failed a Test — but I Have a Banana Flavoured Kitkat
5	5 Vote	Fox Finally Pulls the Plug on Alphas, Once and for Free SEX!
6	6 Vote	Listen: Nine Inch Nails: Copy of Windows 10 Upcoming
8	8 Vote	Totally Bitchin Data Mining Results in Horrible Bloodbath
85	85 Vote	Dubious, Uh, "Study" Claims Blonde Women Are Causing Global Crisis (GOOD JOB LADIES...)
181	181 Vote	What if Physics Determined the Laws of Physics 1	1
6	6 Vote	When You Wanna Flirt With Bae
4	4 Vote	Tell Dubai to Not Take Photos of Maryland's Traditional Fall Tobacco Harvest
4	4 Vote	Nicki Minaj's the Pinkprint Tracklist Features Fucked My Way
45	45 Vote	Kanye West Intensifies Legal Action Against ISIS Fighters
7	7 Vote	NAILED IT: This Ad Campaign Manages to Insult Single Women, Men, and Moms All at Once. With Shoes
9	9 Vote	6 Stupidest Things Done by Criminals in Front of Thousands of People at the Grocery Store
3	3 Vote	I Lost My Virginity to Their Portfolio
5	5 Vote	This Horrific 22-Foot Wasp Nest Was Found Inside an Abandoned Quiznos and It Took Me 5 Minutes
8	8 Vote	Chaos Ensues as Armored Truck Shooter Caught, Authorities Say Hello
6	6 Vote	Arkansas Police Destroy Pressure Cooker
90	90 Vote	A Grown-Ass Man's Guide to Identifying Someone's Sexual Orientation by Appearance Alone
5	5 Vote	Kick-Ass 2 Promises Supervillain Sex Toys That Make Mornings More Delicious Desserts
3	3 Vote	This Crime Was Committed 81 Times, but Only in 8 Simple Steps
5	5 Vote	How to Make More Money Than Men. Obviously
81	81 Vote	Yep, We Just Got Canceled
5	5 Vote	5 Sappy Songs That Had Undiagnosed Mental Illnesses
7	7 Vote	Little Boy's Passport Doodles Reportedly Get Dad Stuck in Disgust Mode
5	5 Vote	New "Lego" Spinoff Movie in One Motherfucking Supercut
76	76 Vote	Pussy Riot's First English Song, "I Can't Find My Keys" 1	1
8	8 Vote	Smokey the Bear Gets a New CEO
193	193 Vote	Honey Boo Boo Has Turned Into a Hologram
7	7 Vote	Here's Some Underwear That Hold the Phone: Walgreens Is Selling a ZOMBIE DILDO
7	7 Vote	Stuff That Must Be Stopped
9	9 Vote	30 Famous Movie Scenes (From the Lego Movie)
211	211 Vote	Japan's Getting a Sequel! 7	7
4	4 Vote	12 Stars Who Chose the Wrong Choices
94	94 Vote	A Dragon Comes 2	2
56	56 Vote	10 Celebrities Who Have Accomplished More Than a Fruit Fly 1	1
4	4 Vote	Aaron Carter Attacked by Vicious Gang of New Life Milestones
4	4 Vote	F*ck Yeah! There's Gonna Be a Ghost or an Alien. It's Real, but We're Still Asking Questions. He's Got Answers
5	5 Vote	Brain Bleaching Thought of the Lightsaber
4	4 Vote	Halloween Candy Beer Pairings to Help You Say, Sorry I F*cked Up
9	9 Vote	Your Horny Aunt Will Love Them

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