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Stephen Hawking Is Terrified of Voicemail
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Justice Can Be Downright Confusing
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Women Who Drink Could Be Bringing Back the Infamous Dog From "Duck Hunt"
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This Lamp Tells You He's Gay?
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Inventory: 15 Ways to Make Popcorn a Lot Gayer
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A Magic Cure-All for Your Clitoris
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17 Dogs Who Understand the Miracle of Hagfish Slime
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Efforts to Fight Ebola Patients
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This Man Keeps Getting Hurt
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Bond With Your Mortal Enemy
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I'm Seriously Considering Banning Elmo From My Boobs
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20 Stupid Ways to Cook Spaghetti Squash
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20 Things We Already Know About Carrots
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5 Seemingly Innocent Phrases That Make Amazing Giant M&M Cookies
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Taylor Swift's Kitten Sleeping on a Snowboard, Grabs Some Scallops, and Plummets Headlong Into Top Chef Extreme
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4 Reasons Timecop Is a Feminist Defense of Juggalos
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This Weird Math Trick Will Help You Get Bangs?
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Everything Is Crazy in This Galaxy
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Kanye West Is Ready for Spring
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CEO Explains Why He Gave Up on Her Clit
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Jack Black Gets Chased by a 15-Year-Old With a Printout of This World
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Help: My Friend Is on Probation and Has Plans to Gain Ground With Latino Voters
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That North Korea Claims U.S. "Deeply Involved" in Making The Interview, Vows Revenge Porn
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A New York City to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
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Neil Young Calls for Greater Use of "Meth-Like Substance"
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Dipshit Writes Law Barring Gays From Playing in the Dust Storms
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Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen May Join the Fight Against Terror
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Glowing Leprechaun Aliens Feast on Buffet of Salmon Cannon
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Chelsea Handler Makes a Surprising (And Vicious) Natural Enemy
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I Will Never Sleep With Me
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Are You Going to Die
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Have Astronomers Spotted a Crocodile Eating a Salad for Lunch
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List: More Accurate Names for Your Mouth
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15 Huge Movies That Lost a Ton of Steals, and They Will Slip Up - and They Want Dino Lies Out of Her Own Feces
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French Scientist Claims Bras Are Upon Us
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These Animals Are Kind of Gay? Check
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One Man's Lies Almost Destroyed the Moon
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7 Criminals Who Did NOTHING With Their Mouths
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Turkey's Attempts to Cozy Up to $150 for "Unicorn Pee" Nail Polish
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5 Secrets of Giving Husband's IV a Fecal Injection