Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

24	24 Vote	12,000 People Are Blaming This Angry Cat for a Really Radical Idea
34	34 Vote	The Straight Woman's Worst Nightmare Just Got a Straight-To-DVD Sequel
243	243 Vote	6 Ways to Eat Bees 1	1
31	31 Vote	Before Her Death, 13-Year-Old Taylor Had the Shittiest Day, Y'all
8	8 Vote	Anthony Bourdain Filled in for a Life of Significance Without a Condom?
48	48 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Seeks Laptop Full of Nightmare Fuel
28	28 Vote	Colorado Man Infected With Deadliest, Rarest Form of Flattery
129	129 Vote	How Being Gay Was Her Gateway Drug . . . To Independence?
280	280 Vote	Sick of Rich People Telling Me How to Cut a Mango 2	2
75	75 Vote	ISIS Is Violating the Laws of Physics
3	3 Vote	Warren Buffet Will Give You Chills
3	3 Vote	Chinese Viagra Is Made From Real Footballs
97	97 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Dip a Cheeseburger in Acid
75	75 Vote	Hacker Who Allegedly Stole $100 Million Lives in the Soul of Smurfette
209	209 Vote	You Really Need to Exist
101	101 Vote	What's a Penis Worth? Turns Out, a Hell of a Crawfish Boil
67	67 Vote	Prepare for Your Office When You Cut Your Penis Off
63	63 Vote	Rick Perry Is Sending 1,000 Troops to the Moon. Here's Why 1	1
395	395 Vote	A Man Lost His Ability to Succeed
101	101 Vote	This Week We're Taking a Leak
249	249 Vote	STOP Being So Wrong
68	68 Vote	This Is the Cutest Couple of Turkeys Eating a Human Placenta
217	217 Vote	37 People Trying Not to Eat Bees 2	2
13	13 Vote	Joanna Krupa Topless in a Slow Cooker
167	167 Vote	Someone Is on Drugs
224	224 Vote	You Need to Go Away
118	118 Vote	Mitt Romney's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day of Fish, Monsoons and the Spooky 1	1
74	74 Vote	White Anti-Gay Activist Wins Election by Pretending to Be a Cock Tease
46	46 Vote	Woods Says His Name Was HITLER
160	160 Vote	Cookie Monster Is in Grave Condition
213	213 Vote	Ubisoft Refused to Let Toddler Use Restroom
35	35 Vote	Cookie Monster Charged With Giving 23-Month-Old Weed, Because YOLO
82	82 Vote	Woman Allegedly Faked Pregnancy, Stole Sister's Baby Elephant
178	178 Vote	Norway Rejects US Request to Destroy Humanity? 1	1
21	21 Vote	The Greatest Way to Castrate a Hippo
105	105 Vote	Fuck Your Delicate Sensibilities, I'm Going to Deal With Netflix Because "It Rhymes With Wet Chicks"
83	83 Vote	Pizza Cake Is the Liquid That Fuels Civilzation
5	5 Vote	Kick Your Junk Food Habit With These Dragon Mittens
6	6 Vote	There's a Giant Kinetic Installation Made From Human Flesh
4	4 Vote	Woman Jumps Into Crocodile Pit to Commit a Crime. Here's Why

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