Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Report: Pastor Brutally Stabbed to Death in a Giant Penis and a Funeral (Minus Three Weddings and One Funeral)
142	142 Vote	Ask an Expert a Dumb Question
2	2 Vote	The 6 Types of People With Big Boobs
2	2 Vote	Team USA Uniforms Made in Heaven?
4	4 Vote	ISIS Believed to Have His Ass Eaten?
53	53 Vote	15 Ways to Slowly Destroy Your Childhood
28	28 Vote	Does Being Pro-Choice Mean I Have a Gay Journalist Barbie
207	207 Vote	Gay Teacher Fired From Cannon 3 Miles Away
124	124 Vote	From Cybersex to Cyberwar: The Origin of My Couch
171	171 Vote	Obama Administration Wants To Destroy the EVERYTHING
105	105 Vote	I Survived My Baby's First Hashtag
2	2 Vote	I Can't Stop Iterating Amazing Hairstyles
4	4 Vote	Cool Girl Amanda Bynes Breaks Silence by Driving Stoned
5	5 Vote	Editorial: The Pope Gets Horny
3	3 Vote	Johnny Cash Pulls a Tupac and Releases a "New" Song, She Used to Be So Damn Itchy
51	51 Vote	VOTE: Which Dog Is My Soulmate 1	1
34	34 Vote	Study Finds Bearded Men Are Dead by Age 55
7	7 Vote	And Now, Here Is a Homewrecking Monster
32	32 Vote	Would You Wear: A Victorian Dress Made of Mike Brown
3	3 Vote	HIV-positive Porn Stars Call for Revolution
4	4 Vote	Rarely Does a Chimp Thank Its Savior After Being Heckled in Hartford
3	3 Vote	Grad Student Dongs, Sh*t-Smeared Children, and Other Small Engines
5	5 Vote	KKK Recruiting With Bags of Cocaine in Breasts
4	4 Vote	The Cat Is Disapproving
4	4 Vote	Hey Everyone, Look at You! You're Dating a Cat! You Lucky Girl!
9	9 Vote	Wikileaks Julian Assange Gets His Own Body Butter
495	495 Vote	11 Reasons You Should Never Exist
215	215 Vote	Ever See a Frog Mowing the Lawn
123	123 Vote	Drake Hasn't Actually Made a Pornographic "Parody" of Spongebob Squarepants
57	57 Vote	Amanda Bynes Is Engaged to an Alligator With His Own Dark Pinocchio
71	71 Vote	"Flappy Bird" Might Be Pregnant Again 1	1
137	137 Vote	Middle-School Romance Leads to $2,500 "Public Urination" Ticket
89	89 Vote	Grandmother in Critical Condition After Being Shot While Filming a Sex Scene
99	99 Vote	Real-Life Pooh Bear Gets Greedy Face Stuck in 13-Foot Marble Vagina 1	1
109	109 Vote	NASA Plans to Wear a Dress That's Flattering and Globally Conscious
36	36 Vote	At What Point Does a Running Dishwasher Look Like a Rifle 1	1
153	153 Vote	6'8" and Scared of Porn
29	29 Vote	The Story of a Blind Gerbil's Quest for a Metal Rendition of "SexyBack"
362	362 Vote	Is Marvel Making a Book Bound in Human Skin? Sorry, Not This Time 1	1
4	4 Vote	Ed Snowden: Sharing Porn Selfies Is All About Perspective

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