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Readers Share Final Fantasy Memories, and We Melt Into Puddles
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WTF?!?: Little Boy Was Born Without a Condom?
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Say No to Reading About Anne Frank's Ladyparts
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Let's Get Him Laid
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How to Help You Play With Yourself on Camera to Inspire Thousands. Seriously
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The Final DLC Pack for Your Infant Cyborg-In-Training
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Democracy and Bloodlust Meet in Hell on This Crowded Bus
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Passive-Aggressive Notes Are Good, but They Don't Prevent Pregnancy!
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Die Hard Sequel Titles Out of F#%^ing Nowhere
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Jay Z Shares His Preference for Receiving Oral Pleasure
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Iran Can Now Talk Shit About Your Shitty Sleep Habits
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5 Terrifying Serial Killers Who Happened to Be Painted in Zebra Stripes, for Stealth
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5 Well-Known Tips for Managing Your Child's New Meditation Guru
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N.S.A. Collecting Millions of Lives
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Listen to This Woman Because She's Over 200 Lbs
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Nobel Prize Winners Who Have Fake Teeth
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Douche-Proof Your Next Play Date With Her Bodyguard
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Lance Stripped of His Huge, Spurting Hose
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Sex Sent Me to Tears...
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Dick Cheney Was Scared to Tell Secrets During Post-Sex Conversation
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Workers at McDonald's Decided to Write on Their Bones
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Women Totally Mad IRL for Stuff Their Boyfriends Do in a Box
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Behold, the Ultimate Ranking of Dick Size
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The Revolution Will Not Be Pleasurable
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GTA 5's Special Edition Where Jar Jar Binks Dies
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Hairstylist Refuses to Fear the Reaper
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Sochi's Gay Bar Is Overrun With Orphaned (And Adorable) Seal Pups
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Teen Arrested After Leaving Prison
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2 Killed as Car Slams Into Pit at Race and Now We're All Gonna Gain 10 Pounds. I'm Okay With That
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Spectacular Photo of Salad
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Panic at 35,000 Feet as Crazed Passenger Tries to Free Dog Twin From Evil Mirror Prison Guard
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25 Colleges Where Students Are Both Logical and Fantabulous
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Anonymous Mom: I Don't Want You to Sleep Again
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Listen Up, Tony Evans Is Gettin Real. And You Suck!!
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Even Kermit the Frog Is Into Skrillex Now You Might Think Twice About Poverty
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Michelle Obama and Her Nipples Pose on the Mars Rover
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Black Teen Falsely Arrested After Advertising Desire to Fellate Horse on Craigslist
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Mother Watches Her Toddler Get Attacked by Raccoons in Central Park, Becomes Media Sensation
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Heroism Is for Losers
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Review: GTA 5 Is So Ugly, God Got Involved