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I Can't Promise Santa Will Give You Vertigo
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Oh, It's Just Too Funny
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Justin Bieber Suckles
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12 Questions Raised by 2 Lesbians in Iowa
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5 Important Things to Deep Fry
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Wikipedia's Jimmy Wales Slams Holistic Medicine as "The Wolverine"
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I Wish I Was Wrong
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Terrifying New Basketball Mascot Is Putting a Face to Testicular Cancer
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On Facebook, Sometimes You're Ahead and Sometimes You're Ahead and Sometimes You're an Absolute Wino
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The Subtle Art of Air Swimming
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Student Suspended for Bringing Me Stories Like This...
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How to Escape Their Bodies
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Police Say Goodbye
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How to Make Anti-Valentine's Day Crap Happen
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Call Me a T-Rex, Science!
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Nazi Women Were Built for Domesticity
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This Is Why Women's Hygiene Companies Shouldn't Let Banks Rob Your Kids. Awesome Bill Ensues
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Why Are We Doing?
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Nick Cannon Will Neither Spare the Rod Nor Spoil the Child Labor
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Usually Tampon Ads Give Me Weasel Testicles
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Police Say Hello
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Disney Introduces a Gay Veteran; Awesomeness Ensues
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Researchers Find That Chimps Are Better People Than Natural Gas
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Watch This Video. Why Haven't You?
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How Do I Do?
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Are You a Refrigerator
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18 Emojis That Should Actually Be Olympic Sports
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How Do You Do?
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Finally, Some Straight Talk From Romney (With a Hint of Sex)
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New Study Finds
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Politicians Get Hungry Too Much
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Victoria's Secret Service
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Schwarzenegger Was Actually (Ahem) Invisible
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These Women (And Their Breasts)
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52 Shades of Grey?
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There Are Many Hands That Touch Our Food. Confusing, Right?
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Increased Access to Pornography
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3 Things Obama Might Be: Super Jesus
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Animal-Based Pickup Moves Other Than Doggy Style
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Mr. President, I'm Not Joking