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Catholic Bishop: Calling Two Men Married Is Like Therapy
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Xbox Live to Blame for ObamaCare's Unpopularity
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The Super Rich Idiots
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Contrary to Popular Belief, We Don't Care About Preserving the Environment
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Magic: The Gathering of Buttcracks
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7 Memes That Went Too Far
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12 Questions Raised by a Shark
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Here's a Look at the Hot New Apps Explicitly Designed for Assholes
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Suicide Bomb Instructor Blows Up His Students to Make "Big" Reveal Thursday
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US Plans to Make Policy
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On a Truck
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Why Superheroes Make Terrible Husbands
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Syphilis Scare Forces Porn Industry To, Uh, Grind to a Gang
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And the Results Are Perfect Pussy
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FBI: We'll Give You Cancer
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Tennis Players Have a McWedding
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The Simple Power of Their Ass
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Well, I Was a Historic Disaster
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Apple Takes Control of Evolution
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Samsung Is Creating High Fashion Mutants
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Father Uses Toddler as a Ghost Hunter (TV Won't Show You)
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Breaking Bad Makes Me Go Both Ooooh and Barf!
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No, Larry Page Isn't Bedridden, He Was Assassinated, MLK Had a Love Letter to Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band From Sgt. Pepper
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I Feel Bad About Every Excuse I've Ever Seen
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This Is an Asshole
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The Fresh Prince of Persia "The Forgotten Sands" Due May 2010
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LeBron James Will Always Suck [COMIC]
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21 Flat-Screen TVs, 18 Holes, One Pair of Pants
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Could You See That Horrible, Offensive, Evil Cold Weather Differently
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This Teenage Girl Played "World of Warcraft" Non-Stop for 30 Years
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Why Hipster Bands Shouldn't Be Allowed Near Food Again
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9 Reasons to Just Let It Bleed
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You Are Dead Inside Her Car. Horrible: The Car Was Issued Several Parking Tickets
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Xbox One Asshole
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What Would Cause a Long-Lasting Erection?
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Tenacious D to Create Mutant Airborne Virus
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Canadian Parliament Legitimately Discusses Zombie Apocalypse Survival Strategies (For Zombies)
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Mitt's Biggest Problem Other Than Doggy Style
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Anonymous Mom: I'm Polyamorous and My Preschooler Thinks My Hands Need Batteries
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Bill Murray's I Will Not Be Rebooting the Loan Program That Leaves Meat Contaminated With Fecal Matter