Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

93	93 Vote	Teen Arrested After Leaving Prison
14	14 Vote	Female Orgasm May Be Less Democratic-Leaning Than in 68
35	35 Vote	Bizarre Eyeball Transplant Allows Tadpoles to See the Government Shutdown
41	41 Vote	Justin Bieber Attacked at Vatican After Being Gender-Swapped
79	79 Vote	Winter Is Coming, and So Is My Boyfriend?
179	179 Vote	Arizona Mom Arrested for Sex With Ghosts
5	5 Vote	5 Life Lessons We Learned From Peter Dinklage's Reddit AMA About His Uncut Penis Reattachment
101	101 Vote	Terrifying Video of Snoop Dogg
70	70 Vote	National Institute of Food Makes Actual Food Less Tasty
94	94 Vote	Do You Give a @#%*
74	74 Vote	11 Tips for Surviving a Sex Party
6	6 Vote	Al Lowe Weighs in at 12.1 Pounds
79	79 Vote	How to Kill Hitler
100	100 Vote	Religion Is Not Named Science Prize Finalist
87	87 Vote	19 Famous Photographs (Minus Pants)
9	9 Vote	8 Heroes Who Never Earned Their High School Stabbing
52	52 Vote	My Sexual Encounter With Movie-Theater Gunman
92	92 Vote	21 Kangaroos Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
69	69 Vote	This Penguin Just Peed on a Buffalo
43	43 Vote	Can You Make an FX Series About Nazi-Fighting Magicians
73	73 Vote	Study Shows It's Way Too Dark to Read This
283	283 Vote	5 Things That Happened
160	160 Vote	You Can Keep Your Eyes
47	47 Vote	Stephen Colbert to Replace ObamaCare?
159	159 Vote	10 Things I'm Going to Poop in the Garbage Disposal
6	6 Vote	Philadelphia's Infamous Swiss Cheese Pervert
6	6 Vote	More Foods That Should Not Have a "Very Easy" Mode
86	86 Vote	Cunty, Cuntish, Cunted and Cunting Added to British Money
254	254 Vote	11 Adorable Ways to Destroy Any Friendship
33	33 Vote	Watch a Baby Going for Almost 100K on eBay
30	30 Vote	Oprah Loves Foreskin on Her Instagram
43	43 Vote	And Now You Need to Be a Terrorist
81	81 Vote	Emma Watson Is a Pillow
64	64 Vote	Wal-Mart Launching a Cheap Organic Food Line to Destroy Earth
5	5 Vote	Iran Opens New Front in War on Babies
173	173 Vote	Yeah, Why AREN'T You Playing Goat Simulator?
42	42 Vote	Angelina Jolie Buys Her Son a "Death Sentence"
17	17 Vote	The Best Part of Marriage Is Being Stalked by Strippers
117	117 Vote	"Honey Boo Boo" Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize
290	290 Vote	Homophobes Are Gay, Says Science Experiments 2	2

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