Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

237	237 Vote	9/11 Makes Me REALLY Happy
72	72 Vote	Accused Rapist Cab Driver Got 1,000 People to Touch a Human Penis
409	409 Vote	These 5 Vegetables Are at It Again and It's Pissing Everyone Off
76	76 Vote	12 Sexual Positions That Should Require a License
363	363 Vote	Republicans Start to Give You Nightmares
56	56 Vote	14 News Stories That Make Us Feel Ugly and Poor
35	35 Vote	Oculus Founder: Why We Study Duck Penises
149	149 Vote	How to Injure Your Genitals Like an Action Movie Bad Guy [CHART]
35	35 Vote	Therapy Llamas Are Coming to PS4 1	1
166	166 Vote	Does Congress Actually Do Anything Right
28	28 Vote	I Have Never Heard of Montreal
168	168 Vote	Let's Send Pizza to People Who Give a Shit
58	58 Vote	Kanye Apparently Shot an American Soldier. The Soldier's Reply: Priceless
37	37 Vote	There's a Dude Pooping in Your OKCupid Profile
132	132 Vote	Can't Get an Amen?
56	56 Vote	No, Eric Schmidt, You Don't Touch Your Butt: A Presentation
53	53 Vote	Woman Literally Almost Dies Because She Can't Touch Celine Dion
144	144 Vote	Macklemore Is a Bird
22	22 Vote	5 People Who Don't Have a Mistress!
53	53 Vote	Goats Are Jerks and They Might Ruin economies 1	1
3	3 Vote	Cringe-Inducing 3D Scan of a Bitch in Peace
54	54 Vote	King Tut's Penis May Help Explain Migraine Headaches
105	105 Vote	Reminder: Send Us Your Children
56	56 Vote	5 Unsexy Things We Learned About Fish
250	250 Vote	9 French Toast Recipes Using Nothing but Garbage
5	5 Vote	Flappy Bird Flu
173	173 Vote	Lady Stereotypes, Right After Your Commercial Break Full of White Men Laughing
105	105 Vote	Teens Are Making That Hissing Sound Again 1	1
2	2 Vote	Ellen DeGeneres Has Won Architecture's Most Prestigious Award
119	119 Vote	This Little Boy Is Filled With Giant Spiders
69	69 Vote	Creepy French Scientist Is Adamant That Women Should Not Exist
135	135 Vote	Sources Say Hi 1	1
7	7 Vote	Puppy Rescued After Being Mistaken for George Zimmerman Surfaces
8	8 Vote	Two Grown Men Yelling at Me
107	107 Vote	You'd Be Shocked to Learn Old Men No Longer Exist 1	1
737	737 Vote	NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody 2	2
106	106 Vote	Authorities Are Concerned About Your Dick Pic 1	1
2	2 Vote	This Is the Best New Meme in Years
123	123 Vote	I Married Her for Wearing a Neat Hat 2	2
206	206 Vote	Justin Bieber Banned From Indoor Skydiving Spot for Being a Dick

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