Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

292	292 Vote	Hey Girl, Next Time Nemo Goes Missing, Just Assume He's Getting Drunk at a Playground
264	264 Vote	LEGO Just Got Real Lesbiany 1	1
154	154 Vote	No, Science Has Not Improved
117	117 Vote	Being Human Is Barely Tolerable
114	114 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science Fiction
371	371 Vote	Happy 35th Birthday to the Moon
122	122 Vote	This Adorable Couple Has Sex in Waffle House Parking Lot
204	204 Vote	Bill Nye the Science of Partying
234	234 Vote	There's Something Wrong With Ronald McDonald 1	1
146	146 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Got Dorito Dust All Over the World, Circa 1580
171	171 Vote	The iPhone Case That Doubles as Pretzel Dip
100	100 Vote	WATCH: Mitt Romney's Scandalous Gay Past!
131	131 Vote	Rat Trying to Kill Hitler via Time Travel?
4	4 Vote	It's a Miracle of Glass-Blowing
121	121 Vote	David Cassidy Arrested for Watching Porn During Open-Heart Surgery
61	61 Vote	Fifth-Grader Is Charged With DUI
4	4 Vote	Salmonella Outbreak Ends With Questions for Those With Reddit Memes
119	119 Vote	Holy Shit, Miley Cyrus Discovers Schnitzels Are Basically Huge McNuggets
3	3 Vote	Yes, Even Cats Are Furry Jerks Who Hate Christmas Trees
153	153 Vote	Remember 1999? Here's a Vagina Tiara Made From Human Skin
3	3 Vote	This Brilliant 12-Year-Old Mexican Girl Is Insane Clown
3	3 Vote	Racists Are Being Stolen
5	5 Vote	This Is What It Says
4	4 Vote	The Spy Who Did Nothing to Avoid Bankruptcy 1	1
429	429 Vote	Meet Wolf Cop, Canada's Greatest Werewolf With a Revolver 1	1
297	297 Vote	So I Woke Up in Flames 2	2
145	145 Vote	The Sun Has Been Cancelled 3	3
186	186 Vote	Disturbing Video Shows Vladimir Putin Is Walking Away From Something, It Looks Like a Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup Noodles
127	127 Vote	Australia No Longer Exists 1	1
184	184 Vote	NASA Uses 3D Printing to Make a Goddamn Omelet
2	2 Vote	What's Going on Outside?
33	33 Vote	So a Friend Was Taking a Photo in Your Vagina
160	160 Vote	23 Signs You Are "Using the Toilet" 1	1
310	310 Vote	31 Ways to Continue to Exist
133	133 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Ads Are Super Misleading (And Fairly Creepy)
120	120 Vote	Bush Received a 20-Year Sentence for Having Sex With His Pickup Truck
133	133 Vote	Here's a Baby Hedgehog Who Wears a Cape and Has a New Campaign Slogan: A Gun for Every Occasion!
173	173 Vote	Huge Stork Has Been Jailed for Being Hella Disruptive
292	292 Vote	Click This for Almost Zero Dollars 4	4
163	163 Vote	19-Foot Python Breaks Into Woman's Car, Makes Off With $500 Stash of Doritos at Hempfest

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