Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

hannibal

Voted Headlines

28	28 Vote	Yeah, Maybe I Do Want to Hug a Nun and Cry
42	42 Vote	Planned Parenthood ISN'T Just About Farting
122	122 Vote	Universe Throws Us All a Bone With Announcement of His SPACE NACHOS 1	1
327	327 Vote	Google Has Already Charted the Failure of Your Life for Decades
801	801 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 1	1
315	315 Vote	There's a Goddamn Bird in My Eye
51	51 Vote	Emma Watson Says Paris Hilton Owns Too Many Tonnes of Tuna
124	124 Vote	Not Enough Parents Are Turning Children Into Witches 1	1
98	98 Vote	Will Smith Makes Out With Son Because It's "Offensive"
29	29 Vote	Florida Sinkhole Swallows Parts of Your Penis
612	612 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
493	493 Vote	Congratulations on the Dong 2	2
67	67 Vote	This Video Perfectly Illustrates the Dangers of Sexually Transmitted Demons
144	144 Vote	15-Year-Old Boy Arrested for Carrying Archie Comics
172	172 Vote	Stunning Slow-Motion Video Shows Ghost Robbing Liquor Store
197	197 Vote	Walter White Supremacist 1	1
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
315	315 Vote	Try Not Being a Shithead 1	1
149	149 Vote	Zoologists Watch as Monkey Midwife Delivers Baby Panda in the Photo Section at Walmart
81	81 Vote	Oxford Dictionary to "Redefine" Marriage to Incest [UPDATED]
33	33 Vote	Kate Middleton's Post-Baby Body Count
40	40 Vote	Which Actress Is Sleeping With a Chainsaw
183	183 Vote	Tutankhamun May Have Covered-Up Staffers Prostitution, Drug Activity
56	56 Vote	How to Wear Condoms Like Filthy Sailors
115	115 Vote	Chinese Officials Evict Man Who Shot Roger Rabbit
223	223 Vote	Mom Punishes Tween by Turning Her Into a Labyrinth
64	64 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like Ancient Pyramids
220	220 Vote	McDonald's to Employees: Low on Cash? Sell Your Stuff and Eat More Bugs
7	7 Vote	Hipster Thieves Caught Because They Don't Exist
118	118 Vote	Pre-Load Cash Into Your Vagina
35	35 Vote	Microsoft Ready for Your Nude Pics
143	143 Vote	I Hate My Boobs and My Husband
402	402 Vote	Poll: Majority of Adults Are Morons
243	243 Vote	Joe Biden Is Coming to MotherF*ing PlayStation 3 in MotherF*ing October
190	190 Vote	It's Official: You're the Best Meth Cook In Alabama
225	225 Vote	Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE 1	1
399	399 Vote	Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals 1	1
228	228 Vote	Jackass Judge Rules That Baby Can't Be Trusted
6	6 Vote	15 Kids Hand Turkeys That Are Actually Fake
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6