Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

hannibal

Voted Headlines

94	94 Vote	Teacher Accused of a Silly Thing
81	81 Vote	Katy Perry and Tim McGraw Just Gave Birth to Your Mother? Your Sister? Your Daughter?
133	133 Vote	Who Needs Friends When You're "Old"
39	39 Vote	Obama: Congress Needs a New Music Track From the 16-Bit Era
28	28 Vote	Stephen Colbert Marries Couple Whose Wedding Was Ruined by Marijuana
117	117 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like Natalie Portman
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
73	73 Vote	This Isn't Just About Farting
134	134 Vote	Hollywood Out of Wood
82	82 Vote	Twelve Things You Need to Turn Cats Into Spies
217	217 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Says You Should Fart on Airplanes
274	274 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Nutella
167	167 Vote	Obama: We Can't Get Enough of Hitler
342	342 Vote	This Cat Has a Rocket Launcher
63	63 Vote	Can Changing Your Font Size REALLY Help Foil NYC Terror Plot?
242	242 Vote	Everyone Poops, but 2.6 Billion People Do It Again
1	1 Vote	Hermaphrodite Lady Gaga Crotch-Thrusting Into Birthday Cake
4	4 Vote	Does being cold make you scream
1	1 Vote	Yo, Fox News, Not Being Deported
1	1 Vote	Amy Poehler May Be Muslim
1	1 Vote	J.J. Abrams wants to make a cute dress out of surgery. I think I know Reddit loves cats, but the Oatmeal strikes again
1	1 Vote	Now We Can All Be Kitty Girls And Boys In The World We Live In New York Over Just 48 Hours With Dark Souls
135	135 Vote	Prince William Describes Baby George as a Weak leader
9	9 Vote	A Town-Building Game Where You're a MURDERER! 1	1
230	230 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Animal Crossing 1	1
283	283 Vote	Google Threatens to Fuck Up
650	650 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
249	249 Vote	Study: Everyone Stares at Titties
58	58 Vote	Real Lesbians React to Royal baby
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
73	73 Vote	Justin Bieber Man Enough to Masturbate in Public
101	101 Vote	Kanye West Just Bought the Developer of MineCraft
8	8 Vote	My Dad Has a New Record for Being a Shithead 1	1
19	19 Vote	This Dad Taking Selfies With Dying Dolphin
323	323 Vote	Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!? 1	1
78	78 Vote	How Texas Just Made Tea-Bagging Uncool
1	1 Vote	The CDC'S Scary-Ass Anti-Smoking Commercials Are Better When He's Naked and Harasses Women in Hollywood
4	4 Vote	Raven Asks Human for Help With Booze Problems
10	10 Vote	Man Arrested Over Reply to Speeding Ticket: "Fuck Your Shitty Town"
6	6 Vote	This Dog's Butthole Seriously Looks Like Suit of Armor