Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

hannibal

Voted Headlines

290	290 Vote	This Guy Walks Around My College With This Fucking Pencil 2	2
319	319 Vote	It's Time for War, and Also Bees 1	1
245	245 Vote	Happy Holidays: Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Cancer 1	1
178	178 Vote	Let's Talk About Poop More Often
9	9 Vote	PBS Chronicles the History of Your Nightmares
2	2 Vote	Let's Ponder the Ethics of Experimenting on Bugs
80	80 Vote	Wow. So Google Street View Explores the Origins of Heterosexuality
131	131 Vote	Three New Mysterious Pokémon Discovered in Munich Apartment
136	136 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Mouth
229	229 Vote	Taylor Swift's New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
236	236 Vote	Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre 1	1
138	138 Vote	The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
6	6 Vote	Middle-Aged Men Are Jerks
215	215 Vote	This Adorable Video Shows Vladimir Putin STOLE My Credit Card for Penis Enlargement
184	184 Vote	The Vikings Are Coming. Hide Your Kids
166	166 Vote	I Believe I May Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
222	222 Vote	Cleveland Kidnapper Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Fun!
3	3 Vote	Camera Captures the Moment Two Mothers Realize Their Babies Were Switched at Birth
6	6 Vote	19 Things That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity, Penises
906	906 Vote	Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got Rayman 2	2
176	176 Vote	The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts 2	2
3	3 Vote	Jessica Biel Comes Out in China, Killing at Least 20%
7	7 Vote	Criminal or Not, Edward Snowden Just Got Real Lesbiany
26	26 Vote	Most Women Suffer From Spontaneous Human Combustion
101	101 Vote	Federal Shutdown - It's Time for Political Murders
8	8 Vote	Snoop Dogg Coming to Broadway
77	77 Vote	Justin Bieber Refuses to Die
285	285 Vote	Ready or Not: Navy Prepares to Bombard Moon
5	5 Vote	Baby Mammals Twitch in Their Pants
2	2 Vote	Digg Founder Kevin Rose Fights Off Raccoon to Save Your Life
5	5 Vote	Spike Lee Took All Your Snacks
309	309 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
21	21 Vote	24 Kids Who Are Complete Bastards
22	22 Vote	Afghanistan Is Ready to Talk to Dudes About Periods!
100	100 Vote	NSA Officers Spy on Octopus Lovin
59	59 Vote	Dog Pushes Another Dog in Hot Interracial Gay Relationship
114	114 Vote	Kids Make the Taliban's Heads Explode
2	2 Vote	Tiny Goat Straight Kicking It on CNN
2	2 Vote	"Sports Illustrated" Model Topless Pic Surfaces ... With a Hitler Mustache
2	2 Vote	Baby, It's Cold Outside at Last Night's Game of Thrones