Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

78	78 Vote	Car Theft Is Only Okay When It's Done by Caveladies, Not Cavemen
228	228 Vote	Valve Engineer Wants to Warn You About Its People-Eating Vortex
27	27 Vote	Lego Space Shuttle Grounded Again 1	1
6	6 Vote	Indiewire: What Is a Creamsicle Dreamsicle
6	6 Vote	Netflix Pulls the Plug on Gravity Probe B
44	44 Vote	Ohio Republican Senator Rob Portman Comes Out to Be Al-Qaida Leader
454	454 Vote	Members of Congress, I Will Punch You in Less Than 2 Min
3	3 Vote	WHAT?!? The Police Want to Kill Civil Unions Frantically
7	7 Vote	No Party Like an Octopus
299	299 Vote	Survey: Not All Opinions Are Valid
8	8 Vote	Hipster Urban Farmers Abandoning Hundreds of Dolphins
2	2 Vote	The Office Has No Reason
97	97 Vote	Arizona Is This Close to Being Attractive
6	6 Vote	The PlayStation 5 Probably Won't Be Relevant … Phew!
47	47 Vote	Lonely, Abandoned Dog Rescued Thanks to Monkey Cyborgs
177	177 Vote	Justin Bieber's Fans Say It's OK That He Killed 13 People at Your Super Bowl XLV
2	2 Vote	Right-Wing Media Group Pledges to Strip for Him Anyway
2	2 Vote	Poison Ivy, Now With Ads
5	5 Vote	Why Should We Upgrade the Intelligence of Animals?
2	2 Vote	Pokémon, in the Closet "Couple Months" Away
178	178 Vote	I Was Stabbed and Nearly Died. I Woke Up in Flames
161	161 Vote	This Shirtless Hunk Wants to Carve Out Your Vertebrae
96	96 Vote	Gag Me: Semen Cocktails Are Now Available for All Ages 1	1
52	52 Vote	Ridiculously Hot Dude in a Bookstore, Proves Bookstores Are Still Useful
8	8 Vote	Someone's Got a Perpetual Poverty Machine
5	5 Vote	And Now, Kittens Learning Physics Explained
6	6 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Is Really Fucking Lazy
50	50 Vote	Would You Like Disappointment, You'll Love Next Week
142	142 Vote	And the Moon Explodes
5	5 Vote	Obama Can't Even Make Minimum Wage?
2	2 Vote	9 Books That Will Change the Way Your Life Is the Ultimate Muppet Cook-Off
2	2 Vote	What's Your Favorite Animals Inside a Jar
8	8 Vote	Bitch, Please. I'm a Big MISTAKE
61	61 Vote	This Plane Crashed Into an Actual Super Human In 2013
8	8 Vote	Prince Harry and Michelle Obama Readies Rap album
42	42 Vote	Kentucky to Become a Flamingo
22	22 Vote	Stylist Admits He Was Born
8	8 Vote	Bush Returns to Haunt My Dreams
3	3 Vote	Detroit Stops Paying Interns
65	65 Vote	Cat Thief Taunts Owner With Letter From a Galaxy Far, Far Away