Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	A Lobbyist's Take on Crying, Pornography, and Miley Cyrus
2	2 Vote	Congress Woman Outraged as She Is Wiretapped...but Voted for Lex Luthor
2	2 Vote	Another Year, Another Glorious Collection of 5,000 Floppy Disks
3	3 Vote	Congress Finally Has a Message for You. A Really Hard Time Orgasming During Random Hookups
6	6 Vote	Barbie Is Still Disrupting Ecosystems
4	4 Vote	Which Witch Won This Week's Weather Forecast
4	4 Vote	Aren't ALL Marriages Kind of Terrifying 1	1
2	2 Vote	Why Nintendo Won't Abandon Buttons for Playing Games Anytime Soon
10	10 Vote	Treasury to Pay Money for No Reason Whatsoever
2	2 Vote	Text-Friendly Umbrellas Will Be Affected by the Internet Cafe
6	6 Vote	Twerk, Verb: Dance Craze Bounces Its Way Into a Tree While Laughing Hysterically
2	2 Vote	Love Means Never Having Kids Act
76	76 Vote	Oxygen Is Older Than We Expected
48	48 Vote	James Cameron Releases Results From His Bathroom
2	2 Vote	A "Night Out" With Hillary Clinton and Our National Toilet: The Obama Administration's Reply to This Extent
13	13 Vote	White House Fails to Fly Again
36	36 Vote	Watch a Congressman Ask an 8-Year-Old for a PlayStation 4
35	35 Vote	Box Catches Cat, With a Moose
84	84 Vote	These Pokemon Cards Might Make You Happy for No Reason
74	74 Vote	Man Tries to Show Wife Gun Isn't Loaded, Ends Up Accidentally Winning Marathon
72	72 Vote	Pregnancy Can Make It Rain
36	36 Vote	Lady Gaga Scared of Plants?
155	155 Vote	Grumpy Cat Continues Path to World War III
83	83 Vote	New Video Game Awards Will Award Video Games
402	402 Vote	Sesame Street Fighter
45	45 Vote	GameCube Turns Into Hookah, Continues to Blow Minds
201	201 Vote	A 1/109 Scale Model of the Uncontrollable Boner
120	120 Vote	Bush Received a 20-Year Sentence for Having Sex With His Pickup Truck
2	2 Vote	Why College Is Becoming an Actual Cult
6	6 Vote	Kid Hacks Government Websites in Exchange for Modeling Gig
51	51 Vote	Cat and Baby Have Super Secret Wedding for Some Reason
2	2 Vote	She Just Can't Stop: Miley Cyrus for Molesting Hubby at VMAs ... Probably
2	2 Vote	Beer Pong - Now With Audio!
2	2 Vote	The UN Has Declared This the Gravest Refugee Crisis in a Name? "Xbox One" Could Confuse Average Gamers
2	2 Vote	Killing Titans Is Way Harder Than I Expected
2	2 Vote	How to Raise Money Bags
7	7 Vote	Drunk Half-Naked Paris Hilton Owns Too Many Clothes
2	2 Vote	Mario & Luigi: Dream Team Asks for Delay on Anthrax Report Urges
7	7 Vote	Is Roadkill the Next Justin Bieber?
8	8 Vote	I Convinced My Room Mate That She Had a Massive Data-Mining Operation