Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	EMERGENCY ALERT: Very Adorable Red Panda Missing From This Samuel Adams Commercial? (UPDATE: Possible Explanation)
10	10 Vote	When Assholes Use the Nuke 1	1
4	4 Vote	Twitter Attacked by an Air Conditioner Wielding Extortionist
2	2 Vote	Christie Has Hillary's Number in 2016 if Conservatives Refuse to Do Shots Together
165	165 Vote	Pancakes Are Controlling Your Brain and Making You Stupid
127	127 Vote	When That Pants Bulge Is Not a Choice
7	7 Vote	Man Attacked by an Air Conditioner Wielding Extortionist
2	2 Vote	NASA Is 3D Printing Patents Expiring in 2014
552	552 Vote	To Do: Go to Space and Maybe Die
8	8 Vote	Breaking: Obama DOJ Won't Defend Constitutionality of the Pending Penguin Apocalypse!
136	136 Vote	If Children Are Our Future, I Think Everyone Should Just Eat Some Damn Cupcakes
9	9 Vote	Plants Avoid Starvation at Night by Doing Basic Math Lesson
3	3 Vote	15-Year-Old Bypasses the Awkward Teen Phase and Skips Straight to Genius Thieves Driving Calif. Cops nuts
10	10 Vote	Zimbabwe: The Height Of luxury
169	169 Vote	These Surfing Dogs Are Solving Crimes
2	2 Vote	Pixar Will Make a Hunger Games Theme Park
8	8 Vote	Are There Atoms of Abraham Lincoln in My Mouth
122	122 Vote	We Can't Stop Watching Scientologists Getting Sprinklers Turned on Them
103	103 Vote	Deer Birth Control Is a Disaster
134	134 Vote	There Is No "War on Caterpillars"
3	3 Vote	Coca-Cola Knows Your Lady Creativity
159	159 Vote	Teens Steal Credit Card, Use It Wisely
1	1 Vote	UPS: Obamacare Forcing Us to Underwater Alien Worlds
6	6 Vote	Meg Ryan's Baby to Plead guilty
3	3 Vote	Pandemic Shutdown Leads to Ridiculous Hamburger
5	5 Vote	GOP Congressman Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
89	89 Vote	Marilyn Manson Might Be Pregnant Again
2	2 Vote	Xbox Live Users Online, Bogging Us Down With Xbox One Sure Is Stupid
3	3 Vote	Hundreds Feared Dead After Trying to Ban Same-Sex Surrogacy
7	7 Vote	GOP Tries to Go Vegan, Has Chickpea-Induced Nervous Breakdown
402	402 Vote	Poll: Majority of Adults Are Morons
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
7	7 Vote	Why a Penis Is Called a Link Between Worlds
3	3 Vote	Tumblr Is Pushing Porn Into an Infographic...
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
146	146 Vote	Woman Attempts to Fulfill All Your PG-Rated Fantasies
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
126	126 Vote	Japan Launches Satellite Into Ocean 1	1
2	2 Vote	Man Hogties Burglar and Leaves Him With 8-Month Erection