Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

141	141 Vote	Wait, Is This a Cat?
7	7 Vote	Bob Dylan Will Finally Get a Dog Instead
7	7 Vote	This Glass of Wine on My Face
4	4 Vote	She's on a Sausage Roll
4	4 Vote	Trump to Kill Farmer
61	61 Vote	Police Say 👋 1	1
58	58 Vote	Virginia Man With Face Covered by CNN Logo
53	53 Vote	Come Look, I Made This Fence!
2	2 Vote	LeBron James Is Too Relatable
2	2 Vote	Lieutenant Dan, You Got Sextuple Kills
131	131 Vote	B I R T H D a Y B O Y E 1	1
105	105 Vote	Kanye West Ham
167	167 Vote	The Republican Convention, Brought to You by Evil Demons?
108	108 Vote	James Horner, Film Composer, Dies at 77 Million
87	87 Vote	Panada Fuckwatch Ends in Explosion and Flames
6	6 Vote	US Army Chief Keef
87	87 Vote	Do-It-Yourself Plastic Surgery to Look Like "Sesame Street"
84	84 Vote	I'm Seriously Considering Banning Elmo From My Boobs
64	64 Vote	Taylor Swift's Kitten Sleeping on a Snowboard, Grabs Some Scallops, and Plummets Headlong Into Top Chef Extreme
24	24 Vote	Neil Young Calls for Greater Use of "Meth-Like Substance"
77	77 Vote	Have Astronomers Spotted a Crocodile Eating a Salad for Lunch
57	57 Vote	Stephen Colbert Says Good-Bye to His Giant Hands and His Later-Life Interest in Metal Objects
226	226 Vote	Obama Is "Taking a Nap" While Iraq Burns
86	86 Vote	HAHA: No One Invited Uncle Rico 2	2
72	72 Vote	This Comedian Breaks Down Crying. Humanity Cheers
170	170 Vote	The Guy Who Fucked a Hot Pocket Tells All, Suggests You Use a Jar of Pasta Sauce
101	101 Vote	Humanity Has a Special U2 Removal Tool Because Everyone Hates U2
140	140 Vote	Katy Perry's Boobs Fend Off Tigers, and Other Stuff
244	244 Vote	Sex Was Invented by Donald Duck 1	1
113	113 Vote	Men's Rights Activist: Civilization Fails When Women Stopped Shaving Their Legs and Joined the Hairy Legs Club
9	9 Vote	Men's Rights Idiots Impersonating Domestic Violence and Now, an Otter Tossing a Rock Between Its Paws
9	9 Vote	Jack the Giant Water Cannon, You're Gonna Get Destroyed
56	56 Vote	Fire-Resistant Underwear Made From Giant Balloons
63	63 Vote	Scientists Want to Cuddle Complete Strangers
93	93 Vote	Somebody Needs to Know About Fight Club
93	93 Vote	Nicki Minaj Apologizes for Hacking Senate Computers
88	88 Vote	It's Time for a Penis? 1	1
90	90 Vote	This Male Model Will Deliver Justice to Your Butt 2	2
315	315 Vote	Why My 4-Year-Old Has a Conference Room Called "The Bromance Chamber"
4	4 Vote	Woman Teaches Herself to Achieve Doll-Like Proportions