Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

31	31 Vote	We Need to Know
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
268	268 Vote	GRAPHIC Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences 2	2
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
507	507 Vote	Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
106	106 Vote	BBC Apologizes for Giving a Shit About Gender Politics
170	170 Vote	The One Awesome Fact About Eating Squid Sperm
299	299 Vote	How to Make Black Friends 1	1
232	232 Vote	Blizzard Lays Off Thousands, Builds Huge Prison 1	1
209	209 Vote	Nutella Maker Shuts Down Israeli Government
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
4	4 Vote	Elmo Continues to Rule
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
250	250 Vote	Map: Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee 1	1
112	112 Vote	Uh-Oh: Jon Stewart Returns to Porn
450	450 Vote	69 Things More Erotic Than the President 3	3
160	160 Vote	Anthony Weiner Claims He Was Fired for Being the Antichrist
540	540 Vote	Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech 2	2
350	350 Vote	Fuck a Woman to Win This Zune! 3	3
757	757 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
268	268 Vote	Rob Ford Coming in a Bikini 1	1
862	862 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 4	4
494	494 Vote	Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool 2	2
117	117 Vote	Today Sure Is Silly
155	155 Vote	Wikipedia to Shut Up
1102	1102 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 3	3
729	729 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
98	98 Vote	26 Puns That Are Holding You Back
928	928 Vote	Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz 10	10
648	648 Vote	Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON 4	4
1140	1140 Vote	Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry 5	5
610	610 Vote	Dating Tips From a North Korean Prison CAMP 3	3
1196	1196 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 3	3
148	148 Vote	If Republicans Are So Crazy About Freedom, Why Are Europeans White?
666	666 Vote	Official List of Lists 4	4
430	430 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Ban Women From Being Sexually Assaulted 2	2
325	325 Vote	Tim O'Reilly on His Own Murder 2	2
921	921 Vote	Life's Too Short to Write Believable Female Characters 7	7