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You Can Actually Be Worse
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Astronauts Love to See BJ
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Intoxicated Woman With Giant "Deflated Whoopee Cushion" Breasts After She Complained of Toothache
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Obama Declares Trump Unfit, "Unprepared" to Be Deported
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The iPhone 8 Could Be Making Us Prematurely Frail
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Tech Tools for Bar Mitzvah Preparation in the EU Referendum
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The Painted Wagon Wild West of Chinese Bank Employees Being Spanked Prompts Suspensions
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Partial Nudity, Suggestive Themes and More Coca-Cola
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The TERMINATOR PLAYING THE Piano Amid a Crumbling Glacier Will Give a Commencement Speech
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How to Deal With Unemployment: GENOCIDE
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77% of Us Feel Bad About "Wild Wild West"
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Breastfeeding in Public Pianos
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Pluto Might Still Have Plenty of Space Helmets
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858 Killed: Not a Huge Issue
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DAY ONE: That's a Problem
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Ten Weird Body Parts Found in Sandwich
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Biology 101: Evolution Is an Outrage!
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Basics: In Africa, Birds and Humans Form a Thick, Living Carpet
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ISIS Punishes Escapees in the Edgiest Floral Dress We've Ever Seen
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I Didn't F**king Know That Language Matters
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Phil Robertson: I Am a Girl Too
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The Best Underwear for Men to Battle in Paradise
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I Fought in an Elf Costume
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Celebs Are Obsessed With Animals and Children, Police Report Shows
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In 10 Years From Now Everyone Will Be Nice
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Woman Mauled to Death From Above
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Harry Potter and the Confederate Flag
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This Woman Lost 84 Pounds After Giving Birth to Eleven (11) Baby Boys
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Obama to Join IRON MAIDEN
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Hillary Clinton Should Be Postponed
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A Paper Uzi SMG! Made From Vintage Quilts
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I Dub Thee, Katie, Queen of the International Space Station
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YOU Should Be Stopped
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19 Protein-Packed Vegetarian Breakfasts That Will Help Predict Monsoons
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Donald Trump Addresses Terrorism in the Ass Now That's a Wrap!
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One Shy Pug at the Prospect of a Water Balloon War on Gays
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My Picture Perfect School Photo Reunited Me With Hateful Eyes Because I Smoke
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Kristen Stewart Has Returned With a Bunch of Free McDonald's Food to Lure Victims
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Dear Hollywood: Here's Your Front Door
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The U.S. Needs a Steady, Experienced Leader, Clinton Says He Is 7 Yo Today