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Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated
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28 Day Wait Now Required Just to Invade Earth?
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Men Just as Gross as They Sound
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THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train
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The Tiniest, Most Adorable Dumbasses Ever
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Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman
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Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining
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Autism Linked to Autism
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If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here
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Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It
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No Tampons and Pads Allowed in the Pee Pee Danger Zone
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Investing in People's Buttholes
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Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
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Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina
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Life Has Been Cancelled
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To Do: Go to Hell
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You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science
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The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
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A New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy
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Fuck This Fucking Pencil
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Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire
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Kate Middleton Giving Birth to Something, Hopefully a Person Who Just Won the Fucking Lottery
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What Would Happen if Superman Punched You in Michigan and 33 Other States
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I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music
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All Republicans Want to Fuck Me
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The Best Place to Live: Mom's Couch
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Superman and Batman Have Their Baby
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I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil
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Orange Is the New Hitler
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Kansas Man With 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count but Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women
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The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms
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Look at My Fat Ass
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Three Reasons to Get High and Watch Some Baby Sloths
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Here's How Kittens Are Giving You Cancer
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People Are Actually Terrifying
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Jennifer Lopez's Stalker Spent Six Nights in Her Butt
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Obama Cures Everyone's Wednesday With a $2 Laser Pointer
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Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See
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Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt
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