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Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend
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Why I Am Proud to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
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This Is Probably the Most Badass Tumbleweed I've Ever Seen
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Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron
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THAT's No Moon. THAT's a Good Deal
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Fuck You to Sleep
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NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious
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Quit Fucking With Us
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This Bully Will Punch Your Eyeballs Crazy
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Bears Have Figured Out How Mirrors Work, Uses One to Go Vegan, Has Chickpea-Induced Nervous Breakdown
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There's So Much Ass
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If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend
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U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now
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I've Seen GHOSTS!!!! ... One Popped Out of Noodles
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Martin Luther King Jr. Had an AMAZING Plan to Destroy Earth
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Katy Perry's New Fragrance Bottle Looks Like an Asshole and I Want It Anyway
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Firefighters Help Man Remove Penis From a Pair of "Bad Guys"
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Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk
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UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport
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I'd Fuck a Dragon
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Twitter Is Great at Finding Racists and Morons
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Now You Can Hump It
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KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs
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Prepare to Be Prepared
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69 Things More Erotic Than the President
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Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech
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Screw It, I Can't Stop Crying
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Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water
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Imagine Getting Your Head Chopped Off With the PS4
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Touch Solid Snake All Over the Place
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21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All
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If Republicans Are So Crazy About Freedom, Why Are Europeans White?
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This Is What Happens When You Ban Women From Being Sexually Assaulted