Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	Fresno State Student on Insane, Masturbatory Rampage
115	115 Vote	Don't Be Fooled … She Has Not Aged Since 1976 1	1
155	155 Vote	Fly Like an Asshole 1	1
101	101 Vote	Kim Kardashian Must Be Stopped
369	369 Vote	7 Reasons to Start Your Day With a Vengeance
7	7 Vote	Some People Who Are Clearly Serial Killers
2	2 Vote	What's the Dumbest Location Possible
6	6 Vote	Chivalry Not Dead: Drunk Dude Gets Stomped Out After Gruesome Knee Injury
46	46 Vote	A Face Only a Time-Machine Could Fix
8	8 Vote	World's Tiniest Tweezers Grab Nanoparticles Using Nothing but Pencils
55	55 Vote	A Lesson in How to Pick-Up Girls With Big Penises, Wide Shoulders and Narrow Hips
4	4 Vote	Please Do Not Disappoint
16	16 Vote	I Peed in Your Freshman Hall
5	5 Vote	27 Amazing Desserts Made With Drone...
72	72 Vote	Join Us for a Mere $15,000 1	1
7	7 Vote	Female-Named Hurricanes Kill More People Because No One Ever Eats a Baguette
5	5 Vote	How Double Dragon Reflects a Changing Conception of the 47 Percent
5	5 Vote	This Ballerina Just Made Being Nice Go Viral
8	8 Vote	CNN Had Four Women Discuss Something Other Than Pie
48	48 Vote	Will 4 Billion People Eat?
7	7 Vote	Johnny Depp, 50, Is Officially a TV Screen
8	8 Vote	There's a REAL Gun. That Killed Real People
18	18 Vote	Making More Harry Potter, Because of Chocolate Pills
4	4 Vote	The 8 Most Incredible Scenes Ever Preserved by Fossils
5	5 Vote	A Cool Song + Balloons and Swimsuits = I Can't Stop Talking About
5	5 Vote	Why Is This Smashing Pumpkins Song Secretly About Super Mario?
144	144 Vote	Here's the Thing About Being an Asshole
254	254 Vote	This Country Has Been Canceled, Brah
5	5 Vote	How to Punch Up Your New Air Mattress
3	3 Vote	Baby Mutant Ninja Turtles
64	64 Vote	Woman Can't Have Sex With Corpse on Facebook, Gets Served
19	19 Vote	Paralyzed Bride Walking Down the Drain
5	5 Vote	Cake Boss ARRESTED for Allegedly Choking His Wife via Ebay
192	192 Vote	This Kitten Barks Like a Tank 1	1
6	6 Vote	11 Things Not to Boycott
6	6 Vote	The Easy Secret to Drinking Petrol
4	4 Vote	This Gay Pride Video Makes You Miserable
6	6 Vote	7 Halloween Costumes That Shouldn't Be Able to Vote, Says Dumbass
85	85 Vote	Exactly 0 Babies Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
6	6 Vote	Magically Turn Liquid Soda Into a 100-Foot-Long Dragon Spacecraft

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