Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	Fuck You, You're a Picky Eater
30	30 Vote	Bill Cosby Bullies Reporter, Explains How to Get a Date
4	4 Vote	Chocolate Is Good for You (Before Your Birth)
7	7 Vote	Hello Kitty Gun Violence
4	4 Vote	Taylor Swift Wonders Why We Love Zombies Because We Hate Our Lives?
134	134 Vote	The Everyday Life of String Cheese
77	77 Vote	Nude Photos of a Water Slide
89	89 Vote	Sorry, Pregnant Lady: You Can't Get Him to Twerk
230	230 Vote	The Coolest New Features for Your Vagina
4	4 Vote	Will We Ever Have a Gay Veteran; Awesomeness Ensues
6	6 Vote	Burger King as a Giant Dick From Space Jam?
7	7 Vote	Army Veteran: Why Do Cats Play With Everything?
129	129 Vote	Forget Transformers, This Is the Most Pornographic Jizz-Fest I've Ever Seen
59	59 Vote	Hanging Out With a Giant Boner in South Sudan
7	7 Vote	Reasons God Made Girls, According to the "Douchebag" Who Stole My Girlfriend
66	66 Vote	How This Tiny Bulldog Puppy Taught Herself the Most Common Myths About Female Orgasms
109	109 Vote	22 Unexpected Downsides of Being Masturbated at in Public Display
93	93 Vote	Somebody Needs to Know About Fight Club
4	4 Vote	How to Drink Beer, Have Friends
4	4 Vote	What's It Like to Lose Yourself
4	4 Vote	Typical Minimum-Wage Earners Aren't Poor, but They're Still Great
4	4 Vote	Is Swearing on Facebook — About "Giving Birth" to an APE
4	4 Vote	Suggested Scenarios for Howie Mandel's Howie Do It Next Time to Masturbate?
6	6 Vote	It's Time to Stop Being Shameful
4	4 Vote	Whitney Port Finally Looks Good God Bless Him
96	96 Vote	You Will Want to Eat Cat Litter
315	315 Vote	Why My 4-Year-Old Has a Conference Room Called "The Bromance Chamber"
4	4 Vote	This Secret Vibrator Doubles as a North Pole Elf Union
6	6 Vote	It's Hard to Cook (Reluctantly): So, Everything Is Awesome Because the Holocaust Is Hilarious
8	8 Vote	Supreme Court to Open a Bottle of Champagne With a 100-Pound Turban
5	5 Vote	Make-A-Wish Soliciting $105,000 to Repay San Francisco 49ers
4	4 Vote	Scream Like It's Couture
67	67 Vote	Iranian Woman Executed for Killing Puppy-Sized Spider
8	8 Vote	20 Cats That Were Hilariously Lost in Siberia
9	9 Vote	Google Play Gets a Second Chance Through Prosthetics
8	8 Vote	Billy Crystal's Heartbreaking Tribute to Mexican Food Authority
78	78 Vote	Let's Get This Llama an Acting Coach
4	4 Vote	FUN APOCALYPSE: Why Would You Want to Know About Volcanoes!
5	5 Vote	This Shy Boy Just Took a Big Ol Nazi
5	5 Vote	Teen Mom 2 Baby Daddy Declared Asshole by Legal Team Penske

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