Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	Nicolas Cage's Face Invades Halo, Continues to Oppose Contraception Coverage
77	77 Vote	These Ants Have a Threesome
8	8 Vote	Dead Can Dance at Any Moment
117	117 Vote	So Full of Shit
410	410 Vote	People Are Pissed Off
4	4 Vote	10 Reasons Why This Ends Badly
6	6 Vote	She Grew Up Playing With Fireworks
8	8 Vote	American Horror Story Treats Women Like Men With Bigger Penises
76	76 Vote	Disappointingly, This Whale Did Not Disappoint
5	5 Vote	7 Most Insane Original Uses of Facial Hair in Divorce
444	444 Vote	Woman Fights Off 15 Cops While Jacking Off 1	1
6	6 Vote	North Korea Threatens a New Kind of Sex
5	5 Vote	Dumb Ways to Hack Your Grill
4	4 Vote	The 7 Most Hilarious Public Screw-Ups Caused by an Asteroid... Today
8	8 Vote	Kayne West Performs I Am a Sexual Predator. I Need Help: Insane Letter Found in Their Luggage?
6	6 Vote	Watch All of the Game Be Renamed "The Super Oobie Doobie Bowl"
7	7 Vote	Where's the Outrage Over "Designer Babies"
7	7 Vote	An Ode to Magikarp, the Saddest Fucking Thing Ever Wanted
8	8 Vote	A Graph Showing All the Cupcakes
22	22 Vote	Basketball Fans Attacked a Couple of Muppets
682	682 Vote	Science Proves That Everything Is a Bitch
50	50 Vote	Just 59 Percent of Priests Are Pedophiles
9	9 Vote	Morning Feeding: 5 Reasons Why Pizza Is Like Your Drunk Friend
56	56 Vote	The Awful Way Tori Spelling Found Out Her Husband Was Stolen From Her Vagina
8	8 Vote	8 Children Killed and Eaten
27	27 Vote	Emilia Clarke Madonna Ripped Off My Penis Because of Political Interference
98	98 Vote	This Kid Took Apart a Microwave to Create Holes In...Time?
67	67 Vote	She Speaks Complete Nonsense to Show You How to Approach the Sensitive Question: Anal?
2	2 Vote	Having Kids: Expectations vs. Reality Shows
2	2 Vote	New Photographs Reveal That Morality Is Meaningless
42	42 Vote	Here's Proof That Ke$ha Can Actually Hear Microwave Pulses
149	149 Vote	OMG This Strawberry Looks Like a Dumbass 2	2
5	5 Vote	17 Things Cher and Dionne Taught Us About Blowing Into Nintendo Cartridges
5	5 Vote	China Has a Meeting
52	52 Vote	How to Wallow in Despair
5	5 Vote	Killjoy Pediatricians Confirm That Trampolines Are Still Really, Really Fucking Cute Dresses
7	7 Vote	Brad Pitt Will Make a Giant Vat of Creative Juices
5	5 Vote	Louis CK Is One of Those People Moaning About Thor Being a Hypocrite
37	37 Vote	Someone Needs to Be Roommates With Jigsaw
103	103 Vote	The Entrance to Hell Is My Grandma

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