Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

ortonos

Voted Headlines

431	431 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
414	414 Vote	Donald Trump Is Giving Me Nightmares
310	310 Vote	Research Suggests That It's Not the Mid-1970s
448	448 Vote	Great, Now I'm Dead
327	327 Vote	Google Has Already Charted the Failure of Your Life for Decades
280	280 Vote	Your Boyfriend Joseph Gordon-Levitt Explain How He Turned Into Wario
801	801 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 1	1
315	315 Vote	There's a Goddamn Bird in My Eye
423	423 Vote	Donkey Kong Will Change Your Sex Life 3	3
423	423 Vote	How Porn Sex Differs From Real Sex, Explained With a Vacuum Cleaner
262	262 Vote	11 Things You Can't Say Without Sounding Like a Nintendo 2DS Burst Into Flames Inside a Duck's Intestine 1	1
402	402 Vote	Poll: Majority of Adults Are Morons
96	96 Vote	Latest Japanese Schoolgirl Uniforms Are Getting Pervert-Proof
89	89 Vote	Japanese Kids Pretending They Are Weird
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
290	290 Vote	This Guy Walks Around My College With This Fucking Pencil 2	2
319	319 Vote	It's Time for War, and Also Bees 1	1
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
420	420 Vote	Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
588	588 Vote	Nintendo Won't Let Me See My Son!
906	906 Vote	Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got Rayman 2	2
309	309 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
327	327 Vote	House Republicans Accidentally Accept the Values of Others
736	736 Vote	Baby Found Dead at 71 1	1
64	64 Vote	Japanese Teens Are Now Ruthless, Cannibal Savages
363	363 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: How to Find Waldo
283	283 Vote	Google Threatens to Fuck Up
650	650 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
394	394 Vote	The Tiniest, Most Adorable Dumbasses Ever
365	365 Vote	Health Alert: Don't Drink Water or Walk on Land, You'll Be Fine
8	8 Vote	Yay: No Half-Naked Women in Anime
343	343 Vote	Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining 1	1
295	295 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
271	271 Vote	The Government Totally Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
430	430 Vote	The Internet Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say 1	1
126	126 Vote	Japan Launches Satellite Into Ocean 1	1
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2

← Previous
1
2
…
35
36
37
38
39
40
41
42
43
Next →