Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

32	32 Vote	McCain's Vietnamese Jailer Says He Was Invisible
147	147 Vote	President Trump Claims FBI Does Not Exist
59	59 Vote	Blink-182 Cancel Tour Due to Confusion Over Vaccine Policy
51	51 Vote	Police Arrest Lake in Thailand
202	202 Vote	Avril Lavigne Describes the Exact Moment a Bird Shits
84	84 Vote	Man's Holiday in Southend Ruined by Bad CGI
96	96 Vote	Woman Gives Birth Every Day...
71	71 Vote	Rihanna Totally Looks Like Homer Simpson
96	96 Vote	Why James Bond Is Not Vaccinated
216	216 Vote	Female Cockroaches Form Squads to Block Trump From Bringing Back "Space Jam"
7	7 Vote	What's Killing Sears? Its Own Skull, Killing It
93	93 Vote	The Chihuahua Is Watching Him. He's Watching the World
200	200 Vote	I'm Here! I'm Here! I'm Here! I'm Here! I'm Here! 8	8
378	378 Vote	You Are Mad at Her, but She Secretly Knows How to Create Chaos Soup 4	4
46	46 Vote	Recent Scientific Study Concludes Running Is Actually "pretty TERRIFYING"
300	300 Vote	Man Stabbed to Death by Suicide Prevention 4	4
92	92 Vote	Whistleblower Claims There's a Big Penis, Because They're Fun
411	411 Vote	"Doctor Who" Showrunner Insisted New Doctor Be a Big-Time Female Weed Trafficker
33	33 Vote	Hurricane Florence Is "very Sad" 2	2
313	313 Vote	PETA Wants Monument for Lobsters Killed in 9/11 Attacks
172	172 Vote	Home SWEET HOME SWEET HOME SWEET HOME SWEET HOME SWEET HOME SWEET 4	4
285	285 Vote	👉 I Wish I Was Eating Human Flesh
56	56 Vote	Entire West Virginia House Votes to Remove Loot Boxes 1	1
286	286 Vote	The Shame! The Shame! The Shame! The Shame! The Shame! The Shame! 10	10
56	56 Vote	Could Trump Avoid a Herd of Galloping Wild Stallions
39	39 Vote	11 Children Found in Niece's Backpack
9	9 Vote	Judge Issues Futile Injunction Against Gun Violence. Bullets Silenced Him
97	97 Vote	Experts Give All Their Bullshit Talking Points
74	74 Vote	Thanks a Lot, Meryl Streep, for Ruining the Country
127	127 Vote	An Alaska Mom Is Charged With Stealing a Shark by Disguising It as a Registered Foreign Agent for Putin-Tied Oligarch
89	89 Vote	Damning Study Shows Dinosaurs Loved the Smell of Flowers
165	165 Vote	Be Ready to Live Underground Like Groveling Goblins
71	71 Vote	Earth Set for Deportation
552	552 Vote	Conservatives Totally Own the Libs by Burning Their Own Faces to Oblivion 1	1
92	92 Vote	Stop It! No More Pencils, No More Pencils, No More Tickles! 1	1
158	158 Vote	Oh God! Dave You Are Annoying 1	1
183	183 Vote	Your Animal Crackers Are Now Officially American Citizens
53	53 Vote	Kardashian-Approved Clear Shoes Are a Much Bigger Threat Than 3D-Printed Firearms
211	211 Vote	Do You Want to Breathe 2	2
67	67 Vote	Guardians of the Sears Catalog

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