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Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist
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Fuck This Fucking Pencil
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How Gay Is Your Imaginary Girlfriend
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I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music
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The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9
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Superman and Batman Have Their Baby
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I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil
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Orange Is the New Hitler
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Kansas Man With 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count but Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women
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Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See
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Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake
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Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt
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An Anime Fan Describes His Ultimate Enemy... The Friend Zone
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Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend
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Princess Peach Will Kill US All
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Scandal: Politician Goes to Work
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Honor Student Punished by God
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Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay
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New Game Is Stupid
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THAT's No Moon. THAT's a Good Deal
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Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't
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Sexy Spies, Kids Trained to Kill Nintendo Execs
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NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious
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Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You
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Puppy Tries to Defund Obamacare
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Is There Even a Government
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Bears Have Figured Out How Mirrors Work, Uses One to Go Vegan, Has Chickpea-Induced Nervous Breakdown
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Jesus Must Be Made Into a Computer
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There's So Much Ass
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If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend
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U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature
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World's Most Depressing Anime Movie Is Disarmingly Adorable
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Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage
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Martin Luther King Jr. Had an AMAZING Plan to Destroy Earth
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Japanese Mecha Cop Hints at Alaska Senate Run
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Oh God, This Fucking Pencil
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OK, Let's Make Some F***Ed-Up Robots
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Sonic Is in Labor
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Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at 33
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Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness
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