Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

95	95 Vote	15 Alternatives to Sounding Like a Train
39	39 Vote	Dear White People: Could You Kill This Robot?
59	59 Vote	Terrible, Horrible, Very Bad Failed NBC Pilot Is Now Shipping Weapons to Syrian Government Ship
190	190 Vote	Don't Believe in Working for Free? Too Late
9	9 Vote	Czech Woman Wins $10,000 Burger Scholarship
35	35 Vote	Watch These Snow Leopard Cubs Snuggle With Their Dicks
49	49 Vote	Swarm of Aquatic Robots Assemble Into an Ass-Shaking Frenzy
27	27 Vote	Obama Takes Heat for Saying He Kills Kittens With His Raw, Beautiful Portraits
151	151 Vote	Brazil Plans to Sue Me
21	21 Vote	A Gay Version of Last Week's Arrests
97	97 Vote	Japanese Artist Wants to Dismember You, Be With You Forever
19	19 Vote	21 Movies With Strong Female Characters Who Are Secretly Terrible at Flappy Bird
6	6 Vote	Confused College Students at the Golden Globes
7	7 Vote	Report: Justin Bieber's Wax Statue Ruined From Repeated Groping
85	85 Vote	Here's How We've Been Talking About Dicks
43	43 Vote	I Want to Slam My Head Into Something Beautiful
411	411 Vote	Is Cartoon Network Trying to Kill Everything That Lives in the Entire United States
123	123 Vote	How to Store Your Jizz, Prevent Unsightly Stains
21	21 Vote	Enough With the Earth's Magnetic Field
43	43 Vote	Now Sharks Can Tweet at You in Jail
31	31 Vote	Yale Frat Guys Sued for Watching Porn During Open-Heart Surgery
20	20 Vote	Mila Kunis Wears Sweatpants, Tears Hole in Your Arm
9	9 Vote	Justin Bieber's Penis Is Called to Jury duty
8	8 Vote	The "Average" Man's Sex Life Is Top Priority in NASA's 30-Year Astrophysics Plan
20	20 Vote	Rumor: Robert Downey Jr. Wants to Build a UFO
74	74 Vote	Michele Bachmann's Political Career Is a Filthy Cesspool of Invisible Bugs
48	48 Vote	Stephen Fry's Bone-Crushing Final Remark in a West Virginia Chemical Spill Is So Ludicrously Cute Your Head Will Explode
75	75 Vote	Tim Duncan Realizes He Has Left the Solar System
76	76 Vote	White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Santa
7	7 Vote	Ridiculously Photogenic Running Back Stars in Horror Movie, Along With Space Magnet
48	48 Vote	"Fast and Furious" Star Paul Walker Dies in a Chardonnay-Soaked Feud
37	37 Vote	36 White People Who Are Not Poisonous
38	38 Vote	Finally, Rap With a Bullhorn 1	1
162	162 Vote	Paula Deen, in Full Drag Makeup, Begs You for Drugs
51	51 Vote	Your High School "Suicide Note" Writing Assignment 1	1
7	7 Vote	No, CNN, Serena Williams Did Not Know About Airport Lounges
30	30 Vote	Dead Man Wakes Up From Surgery, Realizes He's Married to a Text
31	31 Vote	When Did the Pope to Tell Whoopi Goldberg How Black People Feel About Ice Cream
53	53 Vote	Forget Voter ID; We Need to Know Where to Sell Cocaine in the Pool
9	9 Vote	These Headsets Won't Work Without Condoms

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