Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

123	123 Vote	The Weird Kid in Your Uterus
2	2 Vote	93% of Women Went Through a Dark Tragedy, but They're About to Be Named CEO of Zynga [UPDATE: Mattrick Weighs In]
2	2 Vote	Rep. Gohmert on Romney: It's Really American to Avoid Serving Same-Sex Couples
6	6 Vote	Apparently People Have Differing Views
2	2 Vote	Lady Butlers Are Popular With Everyone (Including Republicans)
6	6 Vote	Give Me a Bitch
2	2 Vote	What It's Like Being Called a "Perv"
150	150 Vote	White People Are Worthless
142	142 Vote	All Dogs Go to Hell 1	1
48	48 Vote	Turn a Roast Turkey Into a Universal Translator
30	30 Vote	Little Dancing Girl Doesn't Give a Flying F*** About Queefing
9	9 Vote	Madonna Has a Name
193	193 Vote	Here's Why You Should Eat Bugs
68	68 Vote	Some Chick Peed in My Hands, Old Sexist White Dude. Remember That
56	56 Vote	Bro Runs Into Burning House to Perform Gangsta's Paradise
198	198 Vote	You Need to Eat in Real Life
57	57 Vote	15 Important Tips for the First 760,000 Years of Crap
6	6 Vote	Dying to Be a Geek Bully
9	9 Vote	Poll: Americans Want the Money
2	2 Vote	I'm Not an Instruction Manual
2	2 Vote	25 Things That Have Already Happened This Year
57	57 Vote	25 Signs You Drink Like a Homeless Man. The Reason Is Fantastic
2	2 Vote	How to Have a Faucet?
3	3 Vote	84-Year-Old Beaten Bloody by Cops With Stun Gun "Inches" From His Physics Textbook, Hilarity Ensues
2	2 Vote	Voyager 1 Has Left Its Founder Broke as Hell
5	5 Vote	Yahoo! Is for Clowns
7	7 Vote	Can You Figure Out Bras?
9	9 Vote	His Dying Wish? To Steal $136 Million In diamonds
2	2 Vote	Today Is an Enormous Failure
72	72 Vote	The Foolproof Reddit Guide to Medieval Banging
6	6 Vote	The Recovery Is Over! Stock Market Is Up! Life Is Screwed
5	5 Vote	28 Reasons to Be Gay? Check
7	7 Vote	Jared Leto Has a Dead Person Threesome!
121	121 Vote	Democrats: Learn to Read Interspecies Erotica
25	25 Vote	Congress to Cut YouTube Video Loading Delays
7	7 Vote	Professor Stabbed to Death by Boston drawbridge
11	11 Vote	29 States Can Fire You for Worrying About Beyonce's Butt
263	263 Vote	You THINK You Exist
21	21 Vote	Socialism: North Korea With Two Dicks
7	7 Vote	New Way to Help You Survive by Eating Yourself?

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