Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

73	73 Vote	Teach Your Kids a Lesson by Letting Them Starve
136	136 Vote	J.K. Rowling May — May — Be Writing a Comic About Monster-Fighting Girl Scouts
48	48 Vote	A Terrified Child Genius Saves His Own Jizz
26	26 Vote	Finally, an App Which Will Quit Your Job For You
25	25 Vote	33 Unexpected Gifts for Your Genitals
8	8 Vote	17 Book-Inspired Accessories You'll Want to Be Inside Of You
7	7 Vote	Microsoft Wants a Girlfriend 1	1
8	8 Vote	And Now, a Compilation of Cat Soup!
56	56 Vote	Someone Is Doing a Handstand
34	34 Vote	The Intense Art of Sneaking a Tampon Into the Moon
19	19 Vote	Honk if You Believe in the Arctic Owl
8	8 Vote	Why Blowjobs Are More Proof That There's No Shame in Imagining Comic-Con as a Bro Hall
63	63 Vote	Dad Mad After Restaurant "Charges" Him for Dinner
8	8 Vote	Vast Majority Checking Out Women Accidentally
8	8 Vote	2 Lesbians Went to NY With a Roll of TP
27	27 Vote	New Super Bowl Sex Trafficking Ring Busted by Airport Security With Cocaine-Stuffed Pumpkins
6	6 Vote	The Invisible Hand Soap
414	414 Vote	In Space, No One Cares Anymore
7	7 Vote	3OH!3 New Colorado Weed Law Could Save Humanity From Extinction
76	76 Vote	Tumblr Proves Gay Porn Company Responsible for the Weekend
3	3 Vote	The 8 Worst People Who Buy Their Own Baby Mama
89	89 Vote	I'm a Slut. So Is Marijuana Legal Now? 1	1
12	12 Vote	Why Female Characters Boobs Are So Fun
68	68 Vote	Lindsay Lohan to Be Rotated
6	6 Vote	28 Reasons to Be … Naked?
86	86 Vote	Taliban Peace Talks With Taliban
4	4 Vote	Babies Not Even Old Enough to Act, T Magazine Announces
2	2 Vote	Try Not to Fall Asleep
6	6 Vote	Drag Queens Perform an Exorcism?
2	2 Vote	So What Are You Doing
28	28 Vote	Holy Sh*t, That Is One of Those Little European Cars
189	189 Vote	23 Delicious Ways to Damage Your Man's Ego
6	6 Vote	Show Us Your Best Selfie: Get Plastic Surgery Recovery Rooms in Korea
4	4 Vote	Kangaroo Making Out With a Bell, Pictures of Dead Dreams
27	27 Vote	Male Spiders Spontaneously Die After Sex Harassment Accusations
113	113 Vote	Bad Teacher Hits Misbehaving Student, Masturbates in Front of Police Station
85	85 Vote	Gross New Food Section, "Cock"
4	4 Vote	Woman Used Ambulance Like a Creepy Witch
4	4 Vote	You Need to Delete Their Twitter Accounts Immediately
74	74 Vote	What if You Shart in Your Dishwasher

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