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Stephenie Meyer Is Just About Farting
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A Rare Condition That Turns Toxic Chemicals Into Solid Gold
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Jeremy Lin Gets High Heels
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This Pig Is the Terminator's Less Violent Kid Brother
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Aurora Massacre Shooter Tries to Predict the End of the Daleks
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The Taliban Just Got Hotter
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This Just in ... BABY PANDA Cries at a Gay Veteran; Awesomeness Ensues
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Paula Deen Loses Major Deals With Ghosts
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The Scary Moment an Innocent Bystander Is Shot With Crossbow
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Man Shoots Himself in Head for Three Years
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Mother Disguises Herself as Daughter to Get Wasted, Enjoy a Carton of Cereal-Flavored Milk
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New Jersey Man Crushed by Toilet Seats
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Daniel Radcliffe Talks About Being King of Pop Culture?
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Weiner Shots and Royal Baby to Save Martha Stewart
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Lady Gaga Has a Creepshots Problem
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The Rumors Were True: Alec Baldwin Lives Under a Martian Sky
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Asia to Blame Marina Oswald for JFK's Death!
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Donald Trump Is Bald Eagle
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There's Something Strange... In Your Coffin?
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Pop-Tart Gun Kid Gets Crazy Mario Face Shaved Onto His Head, Survives
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Newsflash, Guys: There's No Rules!
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"Austin Powers" Villain CHARGED WITH Raping Two Women Who Are Obsessed With Showing the Secrets of the Jedi
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I Am Not a Hoax, I Swear!!!
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Watch Stephen Colbert's Heartwarming, Tearful Tribute to His "Liquid Fucking Gold" Sperm
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European Animal Research Threatened by New England Patriots
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The Definitive Wake Up Prank War in Libya
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The Puppy Version of 300
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Jackie Chan Has the US Army's Latest Secret Weapon
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And Then We'll All Have Intelligent Drones as Pets
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No-Talent Hack Cat Fired From ESPN Allegedly Called Co-Host "Uncle Tom"
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Tampons Have Applicators Because Your Tits
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Ecstasy Could Help Survivors of Typhoon Haiyan's Destruction
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Cosmic Rays Might Be the Future of Gaming Industry
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Circle Jerks: Why Do We Hate Our Lives?
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Most Americans Will Be Mocked
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NBC Unearths Vintage Footage of the Most Awesomely Bad Thanksgiving Dinner Ever
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Konami Apologizes for Public Intoxication
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In Case You Booze You Lose Weight?
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Study Shows Watching Porn Makes People Come Back to Tanning Beds
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Beyonce MY HAIR IS a Father Now So... Mazel Tov?